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Gabriel LaVedier

Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.


Fluttershy pokes about in Rarity's things. And she finds a very strange object whose purpose she thinks she understands.

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Comments ( 101 )

You're terrible :facehoof:

...I like that.

Poor Fluttershy.

Inspired by that and an old "Dave, Shelly and Chainsaw" joke of the day. That one involved an adult store and a thermos sold as a... personal aid.

Well played sir. You made foals of all your readers^^


Thank you, thank you, I do my best. :eeyup:


I'm here all week, tip your waitress, try the veal :rainbowlaugh:

you, my good sir, have earned a 5/5 :rainbowlaugh:

Ah, the stories that make any couple's bond that much stronger. Or results in breakups, if taken too seriously. But eventually, Fluttershy will be able to look back on this day and laugh, and laugh, and laugh.... :pinkiecrazy:

i would like to buy you a drink, i freaking laughed my ass off

But wait... I mean she... But it... I don't even know what to say to this, oh my god...

I don't get the joke...
...Because I'm holy and pure. :scootangel:

LOLOLOLOLOL that was a good one xD

Oh, you had me all the way to the end! Well done!:pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh::raritywink::twilightblush:

:rainbowhuh: Uh...well, that was...uh...oh, take five stars and shut up. Pervy Fluttershy is so much better than meek Fluttershy anyway. :rainbowlaugh:


I accept Guiness and dark wines. Glad you were entertained. :pinkiehappy:

It's always the quiet ones that turn out to be the freekiest. :fluttershbad::raritycry:

For some reason I expected it to be a toaster......I don't know whats wrong with me either.:rainbowlaugh:

Comment posted by XxTestName69xX deleted Dec 23rd, 2018

Uh...since Fluttershy's shipping with me, I'm a little biased towards this stuff, but for 776 words, this wasn't terribad.

LOL I thought it was a... but then I was like LOL:pinkiehappy:

i was like i should not read this then read coments .... i will try it .... end ROFL

I knew you were describing a dildo and were gonna trick us at the end of the story! I just knew it!:rainbowlaugh:

well played sir....well played, i tip my hat to you:ajsleepy:


Holyy.... Totally had me.

5/5 for al the lolz at the end sir. You're both a gentleman and a scholar:rainbowkiss:

Flarity with humor. love it.

My reaction, starting from the beginning
Then at the ending:
Take these stars good sir, you deserve them!

A most entertaining story, and I'm pretty sure my roommate will have my head for waking him up at 1:30 in the morning, but the laughs I had made it all worth it. Take these five stars, and let's not speak of this again :rainbowlaugh:

Confound these ponies and their great stories, they drive me to insomnia in the wee hours of Christmas Eve!

Good show my find sir, it was well played! :pinkiehappy:

I always thought Fluttershy had a... ... more "outgoing" side... Eh heh heh... :raritywink:

Fluttershy :yay: + secret part of her :flutterrage: = Always winning :rainbowlaugh:

The old man in me is shaking his head, wagging his finger and tapping his foot at this.

The twelve-year-old in me is telling him to get lost, sticking his tongue out, and laughing.

Or in other words, nice dirty comedy there. :ajsmug:

“It’s so blunt. Is that… Is that how they look? I don’t know about anything like this.”

Right about here is where I realized it wasn't what she thought it was.:flutterrage:

oh that's good.

so glad I read this


Fun fact: I was a vet student for a time and I studied animal husbandry while doing animal anatomy research. Short comment- Equine... "equipment" is blunted and flattish at the top.


I figured when there was no mention of prepuce. But not everyone was going to get that, and your imagery brought it along well. Especially since she believed it, too. :fluttershysad:


On a different note, well done. I honestly didn't see that coming. Gotta love automatic misinterpretation.

But a thermos? I mean, how do you mistake that for:rainbowderp:...I'm not going to continue that sentence.

I can't believe I...:facehoof:

Take my stars...take them all.

CoralDave made me go here.
What the hell, man.

My reactions:
Good show, good show! :rainbowlaugh:

milk came out my nose .......and i wasnt even drinking any:pinkiehappy:

84154 That's what I thought too! :pinkiehappy:

If i could give this seven stars, i would

best laugh i had today

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