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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Comments ( 24 )

This was great! I loved it!

When will Celestia tell her that you don't have to do "friendship problems" or do "friendship reports" every single damned day. Or don't make it into a big deal.

Basically, she f****** Anon for nothing.

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Thanks very much.


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I'm pretty sure Anon is happy about it.

Surely you can't be serious…

I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

11149894
That was a great movie.

Nice! A great follow up would be celestia randomly showing up to have her own stress relieving friendship with anon.

So good. I love all of your twily stories

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The "Comedy/Random" combination is only good when it's like Airplane, jokes coming too fast for you to stop and think about how much sense anything makes (none, as you realize once it's over).

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I'll take your idea in consideration.


11150104
Thanks. Cute bookhorse can never be loved enough.


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I'm not sure if they will ever make a movie like that again.

That poor man is going to get set on fire. All the fire.

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More like drowned in cute horse pussy.

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When will Celestia tell her that you don't have to do "friendship problems" or do "friendship reports" every single damned day. Or don't make it into a big deal.

The thing there is, Celestia never told Twilight that she did have to send "friendship reports" on any regular schedule. As far as we'd been shown, Twilight's OCD caused her to assume that Celestia wanted a report each week, but prior to the events of "Lesson Zero" Celestia had no way of knowing that.

I want a sequel where Twilight helps him warm up the idea forming a herd.

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I'll consider it. But no promises.

Sometimes things are better off left open ended.

And then Celestia came anyways. 🌈

Well, this seems a tad familiar. :ajsmug:

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I admit, partially inspired. I hope you enjoyed this silly tale.


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Of course she would.

"Ill find spike and write a friendship report"
Poor kid didn't need to be the one to write that.

You pondered for a moment to think. Twilight Sparkle was a very intelligent unicorn with connections to royalty as Princess Celestia's personal student. You may end up set for life being her partner. If you were going to fuck a pony, it might as well be a socially awkward bookworm. Besides, she is really cute, and also she’s technically your landlord, so you could pay rent by fucking her. It was a viable survival strategy to enter a romantic relationship with this crazy little pony. You were going to stick your dick in crazy.

Pragmatic as always Anon:eeyup:

I was like "huh. this is weird, funny, with weird writing mistakes. Bendy wrote this, didn't they?"

Selfish monogamy? Twilight is a bigot. Humans are monogamous for a reason.

I know, I know, it's clop.

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