"You think we should pay you to argue?" a pony asked.
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Mockingbirb
A pony of mystery in the darkness. Or I forgot to take the lens cap off. (They/them is fine.)
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And that’s how I learned about the programmer socks meme.
Going by some background characters, Equestria doesn’t appear to be the paradise you present here, but this is a most amusing concept. Thank you for it.
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Paradise is what you make of it.
hmmmmmmmmm
Presumably, that's to win arguments
Well, who is going to sell you clothes if you don't pay for them, cheapskate?
I don't think fantasy settings even have lawyers, it's a dead-end job basically, you are better of being an adventurer
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Disagree, give them a little more protection and there, all good.
Have a nice day.
Wow, Mila is NOT a good lawyer if she can't even properly explain why it's a bad idea for people to represent themselves in court, or why lawyers are necessary at all. "I get paid to argue" is such a bad way of explaining what a lawyer actually does.
Worst lawyer ever, how did she expect to get anything out of Rarity without signing a contract? Sounds like it was more in line with the "influencer" idea that you should get free food for making an instagram post.
Yes, that is lovely.
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She probably took one semester at law school, dropped out, and now pretends to be a lawyer.
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More like got expelled lol. Nobody is getting through a semester of law school with an attitude like that.
Mandatory Disclaimer: Not a lawyer and my only experience with the law is a nightmare where I get arrested for murder and the Phoenix Wright games and a fangame that has proper objections in it.
But "getting paid to argue" is a naive way to explain being a lawyer. Being a lawyer is all about representing your client's best interests at heart and ensuring a fair ruling can be made.
Heh
HEY PHOENIX YOU'RE OFF DUTY FOR NOW