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A pony of mystery in the darkness. Or I forgot to take the lens cap off. (They/them is fine.)


A human thinks Ponyville is different from how it's 'supposed to be,' so he magically summons a brainwashed barbarian swordsman to 'fix' everything.

(Cover image created by Mockingbirb combining part of a figure from an early book cover for (SPOILER, see note at end of story) with MLP screencap, while editing a little.)

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(Oops, accidental comment.)

Comment posted by Mockingbirb deleted February 10th

... But why? Take your Damn upvote and fav anyway 😝.

I wasn't expecting a [
John Carter of Mars
crossover, yet here I am.

Lol nice story to read out loud, will be audiobooking it soon.

Delightfully silly. Thank you for a lovely reminder to not take pony too seriously.

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