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Soaring


An amalgamation of nice and spice. Controversial in every sense of the word. Wonderbolts enjoyer.

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Spike is celebrating his eighteenth birthday. He received a lot of gifts on this day, but one in particular made him really excited: a full blown (quite literally) bouncy castle. Lots of ponies were attending his party, but one in particular also liked bouncy castles. Put two and two together and it was a magical cocktail waiting for someone to be launched into the stratosphere…

Spike didn’t think it would literally happen.


I don't even know what to say about this one. This just happened thanks to FamousLastWords. Written in two hours.

Red tags are pretty tame just fyi. General shitpost.

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Comments ( 15 )

11132721
You're welcome. Now your idea has come to life!

Baugh, wa,wa,wa, wa, WEE!

This gave my mom cancer then gave her chemotherapy. It's so radiant that it can't just put her out of her misery after reading this.

11132748
Holy shit this comment gave me terminal seven

11132749
Terminal 7 is where my dad left me at the airport when I was eight.

11132753
With how you made this sound, it's like he went from terminal seven to terminal eight.

11132754
No. He's terminally out to get milk.

11132755
Did he come back?

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11132754
Why are your profile pics so fitting for this convo

Well great now I hate you for not puting spitfire in the Atlantic where the real thing is located

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I mean, I never said it was historically accurate, but that would've made this more authentic. LOL.

“Did I just kill everyone?”

Man, I hate when I do that.

I wish to one day attain this level of masterfulchaotic insanity

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