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SwordTune


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Twilight Sparkle is an apprentice wizard under the tutelage of the Sun Queen. For the thousandth year of her reign, the Queen has ordained that her apprentice oversee the happenings of the Summer Sun Festival. And the first order of business is to ratify a new adventuring guild with a novel idea: to hunt down rare and dangerous monsters for ingredients in speciality dishes!


Relive the episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, through the irreverent lens of a ridiculous fantasy. See your favourite characters in ways you have never seen before, and get to know them all over again!

(Cover art is a WIP)

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 18 )

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No, I have no idea what that is. I got this idea from misreading a Youtube thumbnail. I don't even remember what the video was I was just scrolling through it and the thought invaded my brain.

This is a beautiful crack-fic idea. :trollestia:
Very solid start, good work.

In a side note:

“Please have this signed by you and your co-founder, and then let your secretary ratify it and fill out the rest of the details.”
Applejack took the quill and scratched out her name on the parchment.

AJ! You always read before signing a document! Specially in a setting were magic, and apparently the Fae are real! :flutterrage:

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Are you serious???!!! This fimfiction is eerily similar, and is coincidencely has the same setting, tone, and storyline from the Toriko Anime/Manga.


Heck, I didn't even read/watch the show in the first place, but I still know what it is, and what is it about.


In short terms, the anime/manga has basically the same premise of "hunting down rare giant monsters, and use their 'parts' for delicious ingredients, dishes, and food".

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Well, when you hunt monsters, there are only so many things you can do with the body.

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That is quite disturbing, when you say it like that. :pinkiesick:

11128877
I've never even heard of this anime you think is supposedly popular

Well, this seems deliciously demented. Excluding Spike is a curious choice, but at least Applejack won’t try to eat him. I’ll keep an eye on this. Definitely one of the more novel twists on Twilight helping with the Summer Sun Celebration.

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Excluding Spike is a curious choice

Well...

the clay formed into a spiked-back hound,

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And when I see the summoned elemental take Twilight's letters or do his best to maintain her sanity, I'll accept the substitution. :raritywink:

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What about Delicious In Dungeon?

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Uh

That didn't quite feel like a victory

Should this have a darker tag?

:twilightoops: Well. This got real horrifying, real fast. Definitely looking forward to seeing the long-term effects here. Nothing can be contained forever. And if this ragtag band of misfits came this close to facing a demon, imagine what they might do to a seraph after Twilight's gotten their act together...

(Hey, it is a D&D crossover. Every group of PCs should make an ill-advised attempt on the sovereign's life at some point in the campaign. :derpytongue2:)

Discord is going to love this guild I think, he might as well be its patron deity... I also I might be mildly concerned about just what Celestia has planned for Twilight if she thinks being with this rather comically dysfunctional guild will further her plans for twilight.

Twilight stared at her as if Pinkie had just said the sky was held up by a tortoise.

As opposed to a tortoise and four elephants, which was only rational.

Pinkie's permanently invited to every party in the world. And now she knows it. Oh Twilight, what have you done?

... Wow. We're really seeing the cost of Twilight never reaching the epiphany that was the true prize of her first quest into the Everfree. This Twilight is, to put it bluntly, a jackass. I really hope something makes her take a long, hard look at herself soon. Otherwise, she's in for a miserable and lonely life.

Hmm, part of me wants to see Twilight and Trixie ending up going together to the Gala just to see what sort of chaos could result from both at the Gala and in the aftermath.

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