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"I-I mean I did not kill Captain Shining Armor. Someone killed him. Maybe. I don't know."

Please don't take this seriously.

Chapters (4)
Comments ( 28 )

It's not often the title of a fic is enough to make me laugh but here we are.

The only movie to challenge Hollywood writing!

Until a bullet greeted him, and he died.

Hate it when that happens. Good shit lol

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Wow, I did not expect this many people to be aware of the legend that is this movie.

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HELLO. THE TIGER IS IN THE CAGE.

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I mean, how would it not be possible to hear or at least watch it once, it's beautifully terrible
And by that, I mean somebody with 0 budget still put all their heart and soul into movie production, something Hollywood hasn't managed in a long time now.

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It helps it is legitimately entertaining and quite well made.

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Yeah, Who Killed Captain Alex and the people associated with it had far more soul than about 90% of actual Hollywood blockbusters and I'm not even saying that ironically.

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Precisely, the fights were actually shot pretty well. The blows actually connected.

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I just wanted this story to be as crazy as the show itself. So...it kinda blew my mind three times when I was writing it.

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Man, the man is killing us, man! (In fairness, this does actually reflect the Russian Mercenary pretty well, considering the massive body count he racks up).

I actually watched a review about this movie, and seeing it here is absolutely amazing :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Thank you ( ͡O ͜ʖ ͡O):pinkiehappy:

You, my friend, are a genius. :moustache:

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I'm so glad you enjoyed it. I'll write more when I'm more free.

Commando...

Who Killed Captain Alex is the best cause it really feels like they just walked outside and all the shooting was just happening whether or not they were filming. That movie had 200 extras with assault rifles but couldn't afford cardboard to make the helicopter out of. The whole ending feels like the CG was made in MSPaint, somehow. Best movie ever.

To be honest, I'm not sure if I am mentally prepared to read this sort of thing, considering the source material. I might not last one chapter before either slamming my head on a wall from the cringe, laughing myself to death or perhaps both.

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I think I have done my job well then :pinkiehappy:

A renowned masterpiece. A shining pearl of Fimfiction.

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Dude. This beats Hollywood writing by a long shot.

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So the full film is available. Sweet.

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Sums up the whole movie honestly.

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Your friends are stupid and should be dropped immediately.
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Best story on the site. Period.

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