21 - Dinosaurs [2022.03]
Petunia Paleo has finally achieved her life’s goal. After transferring stoned dinosaur eggs from all over Equestria into a lone museum in Ponyville, she was now ready for the final step.
She turned up the heating in the museum to maximum, unbagged a cockatrice and one by one unstoned all the eggs.
It didn’t take long before they hatched.
It was all going according to the plan she had presented to Filthy Rich. And at that point, it was time for him to fulfill his part of the contract and take care of her dinosaur problem. She just hoped that the resort or whatever he had in mind was big enough for her Jurassic friends.
As promised, Filthy Rich came with a substantial workforce to relieve the dinosaurs of small confinements in the museum. And for some reason, they were all equipped with flamethrowers…
Her eyes were fixed on the burning museum. Even when the building collapsed on itself in a fiery inferno, her mind still couldn’t comprehend the events that transpired.
Filthy Rich approached the motionless mare and presented her with an extermination bill that she would have to work her whole life to pay off.
Only one of the creatures was spared, and it rested in the bag by her hooves. With a sigh, she unbagged the cockatrice. “Yeah, I can’t deal with any of this.” With those last words, she looked directly into the eyes of the creature.
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That is "Jurassic".
The eggs are not just lithified, they are dead and the organic tissue has rotten away.
¿Have you heard about StonePregnancies? Sometimes, if a fœtus dies, rather than miscarrying, it remains in the uterus. It absorbs minerals and lithifies. The organic tissue is still there, but in a mineral matrix.
Plack is a mixture of calcium phosphate and organic material. By examining the plack on the teeth of Neanderthals, we know that Spanish Neanderthals ate mostly plants, German Neanderthals ate mostly animals. We cannot determine what Croatian Neanderthals are because the PaleoAnthropologists hired a dentist to clean the teeth when they discovered them half a century ago.
11316203 Fixed.
The thing about the eggs is, we don't know what happened to Equestrian dinosaurs. For all we know, they had a cockatrice problem.
I did not know about the mineralized fetus.
The anthropologists screw up so many times. It's a real tragedy because they're actually losing information from the past. If they were never born, the world would be a better place because future generations could learn more about the past.
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If we have no anthropologists, we would have no knowledge about anthropology.
11316243 I guess. It just pains me to see them purposefully destroy information from the past while getting paid for it.
This story too has a hiden subliminal ending that is even more tragic. All these dinosaurs could have been resurrected, but now they are truly extinct with no chance of ever bringing them back. That's the true reason she stoned herself. If she was never born, the world would have been a better place.
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⸘PaleoPetunia found every egg‽
11316265 All that have been discovered thus far. Hopefully, there are still some undiscovered ones buried in the ground. However, the magic is about to be lost, so unstoning them will no longer be possible until Gen 5.