20 - Bureaucracy [2022.02]
“Sugar Belle, will you marry me?”
“Yes, Big Mac, of course I’ll marry you!”
“Excuse me, orally-agreed-upon couple. I’m sorry to cut your moment short, but under the new Princess Twilight Sparkle’s law, the need for orderly bureaucracy requires your participation. As you are well aware, every pony is required to operate under and for the new rule of bureaucracy.”
“Mr. bureau enforcer, we already spend our days shuffling Twilight’s papers around…”
“With the latest expansion of Twilight’s bureau, that is no longer sufficient. More ponies are needed to support the apparatus. Therefore, I hereby officially task you with expanding bureaucratic resources.”
“Nope.”
“Err, I’m sorry, Mr. bureau-enforcer. What my fiance means is that we don’t understand what more do you want from us.”
“You are required to fornicate right here and now in order to produce more bureaucratic resources. Do you comply?”
“Yup.”
“Big Mac!”
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In the background of the apples spouting pœtry, Lyra HeartStrings and Special Agent Sweetie "Bon Bon" Drops propose to each other. It was a day of MarriageProposals. Maybe, Princess Twilight could do a favor for Spike by letting him breed all Mare/Mare-Couples, which would generate more Kirin. I am certain Spike would like it.
11141605 As it turned out, that too wasn't enough. Twilight had no choice but to proclaim an all-out orgy. For bureaucracy!
11141622 I bet Rarity will name all her offspring after clothes. When they grow up, they'll produce the cheapest furtight jumpsuits for everypony in the apparatus. For bureaucracy!
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¡Alright! ¡The things I do for bureaucracy!
11141637 You can't have order without bureaucracy. Twilight knows this. She taught Equestria friendship, now she'll teach them bureaucracy!
I'm sad this is finished.
11141883 You wanna know a secret? It's not actually finished, I just currently ran out of short stories, but there will probably be more in the future.. There's also another short story that was excluded from this anthology because it's on the way to becoming an actual story.
11141892
Ok.
11141892
I think it's great so far
11142050 You're great.
11142051
*blush* Thanks. You're great too!
The story is now complete.
11142773 Indeed. You now know the future of Equestria.
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You are alive, you hypocrite!