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"Friendship is an island that you retreat to. And you fall on the floor and laugh at all the ninnies who don't have enough brains to have your good taste." --Ray Bradbury

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Blitzo the Imp never intended to show up in a world of ponies. He still has to find a birthday present for his lover, Stolas the Prince of Hell. How will he do this? Who will help him? Can an Imp blend in with a city as diverse as Ponyville?
Hopefully Pinkie Pie can help her new demonic friend.
Blitzo and Stolas are from the Youtube cartoon series "Helluva Boss".

Rated Teen due to mentioning of alternate lifestyles and gay male shipping.
This got into the Featured box on 1/6/22! Thanks, guys and gals!

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This is pretty fun to read.

And nice in seeing a MLP/Helluva Boss crossover.

Wonder what if Luna and Loona meet?

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Yeah, there aren't that many crossovers like this. I suspect Loona and Luna would get along. Hey, if Blitzy can mellow out in Ponyville, so can his daughter.

Love the story. Low key, I can actually see Stolas and Celestia swapping stories with each other about their sex lives and regular lives in general. Anyway, I enjoyed it.

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Thanks! Stolas and Celli would get along. In this story, Owl-boy has grown up enough to think with his heart and mind and not just his hormones.

Awesome to finally see a Helluva/MLP crossover. Surprisingly few of these, especially considering Blitzo's obsession with horses.

I want a side story with Loona and Luna.

Do it, please, for the love of Celestia, do it!

Shut up and take all my Yeses!

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Wow! Thanks for the comment! I love your work.

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If I can think of anything, sure. I have had severe writer's block since the show ended and this was my attempt to bust it off.

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great! Woona is love, woona is life.

Anyone who has followed Blitz's public status knows he adores equines. This'll be a fun experience for him, especially with a working phone camera.

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His love of equines (plus the cover art that came from episode one of Helluva Boss) helped trigger this story.

That was an amusing read. And I know next to zero about HOAB lol. oh and also...


Luna and Loona sat in front of a massive screen each with a conroller in their grips and wearing matching head sets and spoting huge grins on their faces. They had been playing COD for roughly four hours now and their pair had been decimating their opponents.

"Heh another easy win!" Loona commented as another round finished.

"Truly" replied Luna before reaching over and picking up a can of Mt Dew and taking a drink. "So think your dad and his boyfriend have arrived yet?"

Loona nodded "Yeah most likely, Stolas has had this set up quite in advace, also I need to remember to thank him for introducing me to you a few weeks ago, it's been a blast to hang out here even if it is a little too peacful at times."

Luna laughed "You would not say that if you actually lived in Ponyville about oh six years ago, oh the stories I could tell you but I can sum it up in a few words "Cute Mark Crusaiders" and Twilight and her friends."

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Yeah, this checks out. Loona might have some gaming advantage having fingers, but Luna has more game experience.

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You're welcome! I actually thought about doing a crossover between Helluva Boss and MLP at one point.

Well going to be honest I found parts to be very Off. Namely Blitz introducing him self as Blitzo, yes it's his real name ad likely on I.M.P.'s business cards but he always introduces himself "Blitz, the O is silent". Second, Blitz has yet to fully recognize his relationship with Stolas as romantic, so shopping for him as his lover is off, now shopping for Stolas as his patron (Someone you depend on the support of for your livelyhood) that would make sense. Also finally Blitz is a bit obsessed with horses , owning pictures of hell horses, seen admiring Striker's hell horse and collects MLP style toys (he might be getting a Twilight soon, unless than changes from the story boards) I think his reaction would of him being excited to see what Equestrian is like but keeping up the facade he's not. So interesting idea but the introducing himself as Blitzo and almost calling Stolas his lover just make it feel off. Now Blitz wanting to keep in Stolas' good graces with a gift, messing up the spell and portalling to Equestria works. Even Stolas showing up works, as the grimoire taking Blitz to somewhere he shouldn't go would get Stolas in trouble and he always knows we're the book is, so he would retrieve Blitz.
Now to be fair I am only applying canonically established things about Blitz's characterization as of the episodes completed and not speculative things that might be ture about about him/become ture about him in the future based on story board leeks or the non cannon Twitter account.

one problem here, you implied fluttercord is canon
it ain't, never was and never will be
otherwise, stellar fic, 9.5 outta 10

I think you're being a little harsh on Hell. Sure, the Pride Ring is terrible since that's where all the sinners are, but what about the rest of the rings? Sinners can't leave the Pride Ring, so the rest of Hell is protected from them. Also, Episode 1 of Helluva Boss told us right at the start that you don't need to be an evil person to be sent to Hell, you just need to commit at least 1 evil deed.

Furthermore, love can't be that rare in Hell, since most Hellborn are raised by their families, and I would think that familial love is at least a partial prerequisite for that.

This was a cute little one-shot. I thoroughly enjoyed it! Though it's not mentioned in the fic, I like to think that this Equestria has some kind of magical field that suppresses profanity. Hence why Blitzo isn't able to use his usual, ah, word choice.

Though I am a little perplexed as to why portrayal of a same sex relationship would warrant a T rating instead of a G?

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It's an AU, so it doesn't really matter what relationships happen here. Obviously Fluttercord isn't canon, heck, MOST shippings in the community aren't canon. But this is another universe created by a fanfiction, so the rules of the source material doesn't apply here. If they want Fluttercord to happen in this story, then Fluttercord is what will happen. The end.

Why do I have to explain this? I figured that would've been common knowledge by now.

This fic put such a big smile on my face. MLP and HB are my two fav fandoms so getting to see blitzo and pinkie interact is a real treat. And having blitz and stolas be as close with each other here as they are in the Instagram posts is just the icing on the cake.

I don't wanna knock adventure stories, but i gotta say it's refreshing to see a crossover that's a self contained oneshot. Sometimes I want a long journey, but other times I just want to see my fav characters interact

I must admit, the image of Blitz eating a muffin while bawling fills me with joy. :pinkiesad2:

The mare giggled. “No. Do you know what a Gazornanplatt is?”

I get that reference, thank you so much for making it.

this is the only story on this website that i can read without cringe

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Thanks! I'm glad you liked it.

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I made the story Teen rated to cover my butt, for the most part. Even though it's 2022, some people still can't handle the idea that gays are people too. Having Blitzy belt out f-bombs would be a bit too jarring for this low-key story, so I muzzled him a bit.

I'm genuinely surprised that Pinkie didn't make some comment about the O being silent.

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To be fair, Fluttercord is practically canon.

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The joke about the O being silent never really grabbed me, so I left it out.

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My parents had a lot of old comedy albums when I was a kid. Some of those jokes still have muscle decades later.

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They wouldn't like each other lol

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Ah I get ya. Unfortunate that it was probably a good idea. Especially given the, ah, *tendencies* of some folks on this very site.

“Well, Los Angeles should be . . . crap-nuggets!” His pupils widened when he saw rolling green hills that were topped with concrete buildings. That part didn’t throw him for a loop so much as the fact that he didn’t see one human anywhere. Instead he saw, well . . .

Well, "Crap Nuggets" isn't exactly the first thing I imagine him saying.

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He'd be dropping f-bombs, but I didn't want swearing to distract from the story's romantic angle.

Now I want a more serious sequel where one/all of the ponies get transported to Hell and Blitzo has to help them get to Stolas so he can get them back.

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Well, "My Little Loona" is a more serious story. Perhaps you'd like that one.

I'll always love crossover fics that are just chill and leans into friendship-y, slice-of-life-y stuff. Crossovers with drama between the protagonists are always a bit predictable and tiring - it's nice to see the ponies doing what they do best and everyone being happy.

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I'm glad you liked it. This is the first romance story I wrote where both parties are still alive. Stolitz is a fun ship.

Loved it! Great that Discord and Stolas met prior which honestly fits him. Provide the perfect place for Blitz to go and meet without him going nutty and probably get killed after a huge killing spree. Great to see Blitz happy like this and feeling welcomed. I can see the rest of IMP and Octavia enjoying themselves here. Oh Luna and Octavia are get along VERY fine! Star gazing and looking at things relating to them. :D

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Luna and Loona also get along fine in "My Little Loona". I'm very glad you liked my story and that you faved it.:pinkiehappy:

So wholesome! Hat off to you!

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Thanks! Nice to see my old stuff still entertains!

Normally the Imp would have simply pulled the trigger without a second thought. Something stayed his hand, however. This Pepto-Bismol equine seemed about as harmful as a cotton ball. Ending her would feel as wrong as finishing the life of the Hellhound he adopted.

She's not harmless tho.....

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Well, she is in this story.:pinkiehappy:

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