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Celestia has one mission and one alone: finding out if Twilight Sparkle knows if Rarity is single or not.
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Content warning: Explicit Language

Part of the monthly ficlets I write based on Patreon submitted and voted on prompts.

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Me: wow this sounds like the sort of story that Monochro—oh yep she did write it.

That was too interesting not to check out. Bravo

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Me: hey look RariTwi really sounds like Mono - wait it is Mono. Oops.

*reads it*

Aw, that was nice. And what a twist.

Shameless!

Think of the scandals!

What a fun little SunDress fic. I quite liked it!

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That was amazing! Not what I intended with my prompt, which was that Celestia hadn’t started dating Rarity and wanted to know if she was single, but instead you went into a hilarious new direction. I love at the end the implication that Twilight still hasn’t put together that Rarity and Celestia are dating, and thinks Rarity is just kissing her out of rudeness. Also, Rainbow just crashing into the bedroom during one of their meetups.

How it all got started:

Also, good Gaia, Twilight. Are you made of osmium or something? Because you are dense.

Cute. Never much cared for the 'Twilight is an educated idiot' trope to be honest. Especially as a Princess of Friendship. But cute all the same.

Maybe its one of those things where she thinks of Celestia as a mother figure, and does everything she can to avoid thinking about what her parent figure does behind closed doors...

My favorite ship! Mono doing my favorite ship! Today is a good day.

I'm torn between liking Twilight who's smart and sweetly innocent, and Twilight who's smart and very sexy because she's very self-aware... Oh never mind, not really. I'll take Twilight #2 any day.

But this story was especially cute because Celestia was embarrassed and blushing. I would put money on Celestia being exactly like Twilight at her age.

haha, this is great! And Twilight may be smart, but she's not exactly social-cues-smart, so I totally believe she'd be oblivious to this. 😉

Very cute.

The cuteness feels different though. Different characters means different mixes but it’s a notably different mix from your usual Raritwi.

Yes, this is very Twi. :rainbowlaugh:

The twist! :rainbowlaugh:

Well done, that was unexpected.

A fine Tailor to the Crown epilogue, indeed!

That was nice and funny. A little short--or at least I wish there was more.

Somehow feel bad for Twilight. Just imagine - two persons she may like and love more than just friends are together. And she is still alone.

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That is pretty much Spike's life.

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He should look for Sweetie Belle.

Sometimes you need to be as subtle as a brick for some ponies.

zx29b #22 · Jan 5th, 2022 · · 1 ·

Mono's Celestia is fun. She is so singularly human, for lack of a better word.

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He should look for someone who will live for a thousand years. McFlurry maybe? Has that been done before? They are not that far apart in age, and she even lives in a city made of dragon food, now that I think of it.

:twilightoops: Shameless! :trollestia::raritywink:

dearest sun

eheeheehee 😊

I was expecting to have Twilight nonchalantly do a "about time you made it public" kinda thing, revealing that she'd only been playing dumb.

One of the few times a story ended at the perfect time, and yet makes me want to see what happens next so badly.

Delightfully funny story, Mono. :rainbowlaugh:

Adorably hilarious and oh man it is a BIG treat to read and re-read! Great way of showing a ship and it's just always a pleasure to read your stuff! Hope ya didn't mind, but I couldn't resist making a reading of this fantastic fic of yours!

Audio Linkyloo!: https://youtu.be/qIPpnzJTkM8

(I don't mean to offend anyone with this comment in any way!)

how shamlessly adorable

Man this ship is hilarious. I would have loved one more paragraph or an epilogue here to see the post-Twilight epic meltdown.

Hmmm, delicious, delicious SunDress. Into the favourites you go!

Walking in on romance probably doesn’t warrant a tackle from Celestia. Probably.

Greetings. Your reading has been completed and can be found below. I hope you enjoy.

I'm left with one question, which it's clear would not be answered in any immediate continuation. Since this still wasn't obvious enough, what did Twilight actually think she'd walked back in on?

I thought at the end Rarity was suggesting that Celestia throw her at Twilight instead of the other way around. :rainbowlaugh:

I love that Celestia is *immediately* on board with the plan hahaha n_n I thought I read this on your website but maybe I forgot somehow.

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Mayhaps we could justify the 'Educated-Idiot!Twilight' with the whole 'Dumb-to-Social-Cues' thing.

We could then have her switch aver to the latter, with the justification being that she eventually managed to brush up her knowledge on it whilst experiencing an intense fit of boredom brought about by her not having any new, more interesting books immediately available for perusal.

The resultant knowledge-dump, however, would subsequently make her into an absolutely shameless tease, able to lace even the most innocent of phrases with double-meanings & innuendos of such number & intensity, that even master seducers/seductresses would be rapidly turned into Ashley-scaled flustered messes with terrifying speed.

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Same, though probably due to her not wanting her marefriend to be squashed like a bug, or punted into orbit.

"Mmm," Rarity said, "if you throw yourself at her, that should give me enough of a running start she won't find me for at least a week. Shall we go on three?"

Really misunderstood what she meant at first by 'throw yourself at her" though the other way would probably work too..:trollestia:

Not really sure what Rarity thinks Twilight is going to do to her. Murder her for "desecrating" the princess?

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