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The Apple Family finds themselves visiting relatives in Appleloosa when disaster strikes. With their lives at stake, who will come to their rescue?

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When I heard the name of this fic, I thought of this:

One does not simply "fuck" with Clint Eastwood. Pony or not.

Nice i liked it:derpytongue2:

Nice stuff for a short fic. There's nothing I find to critique, though I would have had Big Mac stomp on the gun of the bandit, shake his head with a "nope", then kick the guy into unconsciousness. Well played. :moustache:

Well played sir.:ajsmug:

Clint Eastwood is best pony.

There were many things made by magic in Equestria - Alicorns that could manipulate the heavens, giant bug-like ponies that literally sucked out positive emotions and a Draconiquus that could reshape reality into horrendeous perversions of illogic and horror... but could anyone explain who it was who used magic... to make A Saint of the Killers...?

Seriously, a zero-fatality gunfight is so MLP that it flowed perfectly! I'm actually surprised that they weren't throwing apple tarts at each other!

Of course, the fun part is finding the Spirit of the West in a place which, according to that notorious map put out by Hasbro last month, is way down in the south of Equestria.

But that's trivial. It's a heck of a good story, and I'm always up for a good Western no matter where it is.

1272730 It's weird, i don't even really like that song much, and yet it's what i thought too.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Twilight_Sparkle.png

Play after the first gunshot.

Thank me later.

Clint Eastwood is Chuck Norris' daddy. :twilightsmile:

I'm not sure if anyone has noticed, but the mysterious colt described in this story sounds exactly like Cheese Sandwich. :pinkiegasp:

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Yep. That's part of my headcanon now. I can just imagine it now.

Cheese Sandwich, the ever playful party pony, visiting ponyville to set up a party with Pinkie Pie, then out of nowhere!!! A stranger comes along.
He starts to pull out something and yells "Nopony move or there will be consequences!" Cheese, faster than the bad pony can react, pulls out a gun (or something of the sort), and fires into the air. Cheese says "You sure about that, partner?" The pony being a coward, runs away.

HOLY MOTHER OF CELESTIA!!! I HAVE TO WRITE THAT!!!

Signing out, VShuffler42

"Big Macintosh was busy outside trying to get away from to constantly flirting mares.

RUN BIG MAC! RUNAWAY! :rainbowlaugh:

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