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Jay David


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For countless years, Celestia and Luna have ruled Equestria, guiding ponykind as their ancient father, King Solaris, would have done back in the golden age of their people. But now, with their retirement upon them, the two alicorn sisters decide that the time has come to finally undergo a plan they have been discussing for some time. The return of their lost predecessor.

As one might expect, this went swimmingly for everypony involved.

Chapters (4)
Comments ( 121 )

Wonder how Solaris feels about a Chaos God just running around.

An MLP parody version of the Emperor has a Text to Speech Device? That is an automatic follow and like from me, and more of this please!

Yep, this is something I will get a laugh out of! Who is going to fill the role of Kitten though? :trollestia:

Rest is Peace TTS, may Games Workshop rot while you rest.

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Preach.

The amount of potential for this intrigues me so. Please. Do continue....also....

*Someone screaming int the background*
THIS IS NOT F****NG CANON"!

wonder who else'll be interacting with Him

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Well, if this is as Tia and Lulu are retiring, then twilight probably

Twilight's gonna love this...

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It frickin sucks. :raritycry:

WHY, GW!!!!!! It's just Fan Service!

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GW didn't shut down TTS, stop spreading misinformation as if it were a fact. Alfabusa literally said himself that he wanted to stop for a while because he has a child and mortgage to take priority, and that they were going to make other content in the meanwhile. He even explicitly stated to not do exactly what you're doing now.

I'm enjoying what's here, can't wait to see how this goes!

I want him to meet the Mane Six, Cadance and Shining Armor and most especially the nightmare that will give him migraines, Flurry Heart.

Interesting, you got me following this !

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If it's text-to-speech, why couldn't they read the text?

Anyway, followed.

Well I'm interested to see how this progresses.

Awaken, my quivering flanks!
greased-up, gold-clad guardponies slide into the room as JoJo music plays

"E...E...E...EVERYPONY FORGOT ABOUT ME?! HOW IN THE EVER-LOVING TARTARUS COULD ANY PONY FORGET THE GREATEST KING WHO EVER LIVED?!"

Celestia blinked, clearly not expecting these to be his first words. And while she stumbled, Luna returned the nudge she was given earlier. "Well, you wanted him back, so go ahead. Answer him."

Celestia frowned to her sibling, then put on a smile for her father's benefit. "Well, Father, you must realise that it's been a very, and I mean very long time since you've been an active ruler in Equestria. Stories tend to get lost over time, and we're talking about an specially long absence."

"STUFF THAT! THIS IS SOMETHING KIDS SHOULD BE TAUGHT IN HISTORY BOOKS! I SHOULD BE AS WELL-KNOWN AS BOOGEYMEN LIKE SOMBRA OR TIREK!"

Celestia averted his gaze. Or at least, what would have been his gaze, had he the eyes to have one. "Well...they were forgotten too."

You know, these ponies have very worse memory than all of humanity combined!

I mean, at least we know/remember our own history, even the FRICKIN Dinosaurs and Caveman from a million years ago.

Plus, Celestia is obviously lying and a hypocrite. Ponies do remember who King Sombra and Lord Tirek are by now.

"...SEE, THIS IS WHY I TOOK OVER IN THE FIRST PLACE. CLEARLY THESE PONIES CAN'T BE TRUSTED TO RULE THEMSELVES. THEY'D PROBABLY FORGET THEIR OWN HEADS IF THEY WEREN'T STUCK TO THEIR SHOULDERS."

Well that explains a lot.

Everypony gangsta 'Till the Emperor of mankind find's out Equestria stole his idea.

this is tts in pony form (laughs like a lunatic).

In the Grim Technicolour of the the *muffled* Millennium, there is only Friendship

"Or that what we're doing here is technically just one step down from full-on necromancy? Which we've always frowned on?"

I planned to ask why she didn't just do that, but I guess that counts as an answer.

But then, in the long quiet, there began just the tiniest flicker of sound, as if the machinery now embedded within the kinda-sorta-dead alicorn began to spring to life. "E...E...E...E...E..."

Did the "E" key get stuck?

THEY'D PROBABLY FORGET THEIR OWN HEADS IF THEY WEREN'T STUCK TO THEIR SHOULDERS.

Considering how our cute pones are acting sometimes he may have a point.


Interesting premise.
I look forwards to see where it goes.

*ahem*

ALL HAIL THE PONE-EMPEROR OF PONYKIND!

Wait until he's all caught up on what has happened in his absense. Then...

"YOU TURNED YOURSELF INTO AN ICON FOR A STATE. RELIGION."

Yea I'm immediately about it >:3

does solaris have the full skeleton of himself, or only his skull?
that wasnt very clear for me

VULCAN LIVES! *stomp! stomp!*

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REPENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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They never said that it was shutdown...I mean, they said that Rest is Peace, not rest in peace

Comment posted by Yoshikage Kira deleted Dec 17th, 2021

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Even still, bashing GW for a decision that has little to nothing to do with them at all is ridiculous. Alfabusa's video ends with him explicitly stating to not go around hating them because of his series' hiatus, so just constantly doing this just makes the fandom look so much worse.

"E...E...E...EVERYPONY FORGOT ABOUT ME?! HOW IN THE EVER-LOVING TARTARUS COULD ANY PONY FORGET THE GREATEST KING WHO EVER LIVED?!"

About fucking time.

Also empathize and him would probably get along really well for some reason I can’t understand

"E...E...E...E...E..."

Sounds like Casual TF2.

one chapter and on the trending tab.
The good thing is, i dont need to add this to watching.

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sounds like Moonbase Alpha.

Imma be honest, but I was expecting Solaris to just begin swearing like a sailor, but to hear him using pony swears and slang just is so funny. This could definitely be a really funny story.

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Dunno where anyone is getting the "shutdown" info from, they themselves said they're going on indefinite hiatus. That's got a completely different connotation to it.

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It sucks that they couldn't keep it going.

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I agree with that part, I just didn't agree with the part where you said that they had said that it was shutdown.

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I thought that "Rest is Peace" is just a typo.

This is a very neat concept and I really enjoy that you brought "The Emperor's text-to-speech" into the mlp fandom. I'm just a bit sad that it was this short and that we could've gotten a lot more out of this; such as Luna explaining NMM and Tia recalling everything that's happened thus far.
The pacing was also kinda rushed. You could've taken some time to add effects to Solaris' speech, like maybe all of the candles igniting on fire when he was enraged or him challenging Tia to take him outside to move the sun in an "I bet I can still move the sun as a skull better than you can,". Again, this concept is great, and I wish I could see more of it!

Bonus: The Wonderbolts show up

In this context, wonder who will be the best fit for something like, "My thermic reactor pulsates with...smoooth......velvety......beats"

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I mean, I did too, but for the sake of argument I ignored that and decided that it was on purpose.

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Celestia response might end up being, about that i made my student take over the sun and moon and I retire with Luna and left Her to rule solo, i don't think Solaris will be happy when that bomb drops

Ah yes, the walking talking banana. Finally Flash will be useful for something.

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