Shadowlance, a lunar guard learns the hard way not to give Luna coffee. Ever.
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bet the Royal Canterlot voice is as loud as a Federal Signal Thunderbolt 1000 (B-class)
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you'd be right!
I feel so sorry for Shadowlance but he had to learn the hard of way of why giving Luna coffee is a very bad idea.
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Me too.
I am The Great Nightmario! I need TP--TP for my bunghole!
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Hadi known what you have in mind, i could have offered you a lunar guard OC for this
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Ok. :D
Comedy is hard.
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Ikr? It's hard to write.
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I'm making that the new cover art! :D
This was amazing!
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Thanks! XD
i can get likes off of porn fics with 0 effort,somehow.
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'Cause you're great with them. Did you like this?
Wasn't there an entire episode in the show where there was a conflict that involved Luna being tired? Am i remembering things wrong?
Knowing Loona, she'd scarf that shit down faster than Celestia eating cake. She's too tired for her taste buds to be working - she ate a banana peel once! A banana peel!
Lmao, same
"Oh, would ya look at that? I drank a cup of coffee, and I was able to take down a space tyrant and his legion of doom!"
Aren't you supposed to encourage him to empty it? Why are you docking his pay, even when he does what you ask?
Anyway, that's pretty much all I got.
Short, sweet, and pretty straight-forward.
7/10
It's pretty decent, you get an updoot
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I can't really remember. *shrugs*
Also, Shadowlance did get encouraged.
quote]"LISTEN SHADOWLANCE," Luna shouted. "IF YOU EMPTY THIS POOL OF COFFEE, I WILL GIVE YOU MORE MONEY."And Luna ate a banana peel?! Did I read that right?! *rubs eyes* I did.
Also, thanks!
Its good to be evil
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*puts cool sunglasses on and smirks* It's the best thing in the world.
I kinda wished for him to scream out loud
Possibly somehow being louder than the princess, and Celestia is was just shocked or giving a happy smug face to Luna but still upset that the coffee pool still is there as Luna was kinda upset or something. That or a love story, but hey that’s alright, this was funny honestly!
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I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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And I’m glad you made it