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Shrinky Frod


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The night after magic returned was… interesting! That was a good word for it, interesting. Once everypony had finished being awestruck by working wings and glowing horns, Maretime Bay had to handle the logistical issue of housing several visiting dignitaries, guards, and tourists from their once-mortal-enemies (who, it turned out, had just not really given a flying feather about them).

Well, Zipp and Pipp volunteer for… alternate arrangements.

Which Queen Haven promptly regrets finding out about in the morning.

CW: Possible forced adoption, FMF relationship and off-screen threesome, Haven family drama, and possible (okay, probable) incestuous relationship that defies a cursory understanding of genetics.

Story written for No Shame November - link excluded because *technically* this is a clean fic? 

Look, I promised y’all something fluffier than Spryllis, so here you go! Sorry to deny you the evening’s festivities, but those may turn up in a side piece at some point.

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Indeed. Pro tip: it's not officially incest if you don't know that it is.

But it's more fun if you think you do.


I'll be honest? This was impressively characterized and fleshed out. Teasing us readers is almost just icing on an already well-made cake, so do we really need sprinkles and whipped cream? Well...

I'm not going to say no.

#PippWinkyEmoteWhen

“Ooh, maybe pega-sis sandhitches?” Pipp pondered, tapping her chin.

Pegasis Sandhitch is now the new name for this triad. So it has been decreed.

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Heh - Pegahitch Sandwich was my original term, but then the other occurred to me, and I knew I had to toss the option out there. ;)

oh yes, i'd love to read a X rated version of this

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Pegahitch Sandwich or Pega-sis Sandhitch?
The debate rages on...

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Zipp and Pipp stand on either side of Hitch, pressed hard up against him. Lifting him slightly off the ground

Zipp: WHAT ARE YOU??
Hitch: A Pega-sis Sandhitch!
Pipp: PEGA-SIS SANDHITCH WHAT???
Hitch: A PEGA-SIS SANDHITCH, YOUR MAJESTIES!!!

Just throwing this out there. :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

Oh my, this was hilarious. And I'm glad you kept things unresolved. Just enough to keep the puzzle in ours heads without being irksome.

And yes, I desire for "Pega-Sis Sandhitch" to be the official ship name for this ménage a trois.

Now to go back and plot out a one-shot of the sisters dealing with Mom dating again, and it's Alphabittle.

“Ooh, maybe pega-sis sandhitches?” Pipp pondered, tapping her chin.

Ha!

"So that's what that is. What kind of toast are you supposed to make with it?"

Hitch blinked, mentally adjusting his breakfast plans. How did she not know how to make toast?

"Usually... bread?"

“Huh. So that’s how the cooks prepare it; I always thought they used the stovetop.”

Ah, yes. Royalty.

And then she tries to cook toast and complains that the toaster isn't effective at heating up the frying pan. "This is how they taught me when I was a child. Are you impugning the competence of my cooks?"

"Sheriff," Zipp purred, nipping playfully at his mane, "we're about to show you what friendship can be."

My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh...

(My Little Pony)

[Twilight Sparkle]
I used to wonder what friendship could be
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me

source: https://www.lyricsondemand.com/tvthemes/mylittleponylyrics.html

Sunny will be pleased to find out that royal wincest has continued to be a thing, well after Celestia and Luna disappeared.

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