This story is a sequel to I'm Going To Woo Fluttershy And Tase Discord
Despite everything, Fontana Beyoncé is still in Equestria, and she's trying to find where she fits in Fluttershy's life. But it seems wherever she turns she's hit with setbacks, whether it's the metaphorical guilt that hangs over her head for lying to the sweet Fluttershy, or the literal hooves of a foal kicking her shins in the market.
Fontana knows she has to tell Fluttershy the truth; but can she do it between 90s movie references, Fluttershy speaking like a living self-help manual, townsfolk insulting her at random, Rarity's speciesism, and a possible Discord return? Find out! In WOO FLUTTERSHY 2: 2 DISCORD, 2 TASE!
Written for Bicyclette's contest! And because Fontana is so ridiculously fun to write!
words cannot express how excited i am to read this
there are no words
in a good way, of course
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There's lots of words! There's like 4k of 'em in there!
There may be no words, but there sure are plenty of downvotes!
i love this so much thank you
i love the nickname "Fon-Fon" ugh it's so cute
even if this were the only entry i get for my dumb contest i'd still be very happy with it (tho i hope there are more as good as this! i enjoyed this so much)
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HOORAY I am glad you enjoyed it! Fontana is a lot of fun, I am glad you enjoy her as much as I do. And look at this! 4-4! The like box has finally achieved balance.
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Aw thank you! You are too kind! I hope you get more entries too!
But now the like box is IN CHAOS at 4-5 so I need to go meditate with my Fluttershy Wife candle. It is also from eBay.
Liked it a bit more than the last one, but this type of story just isn't for me. Sorry about that.
…Also, is it just me, or is this sequel's comment section becoming a complete replica of the last one's?
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is there anything wrong with supporting my friend? :3
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No, not at all. I just thought it was a funny coincidence.
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It really is, especially now that you've joined us once more!
So, genuine question, because I'm sincerely curious; if you disliked the first one, was there a reason you came to read the sequel? I mean, I would imagine most readers simply saw 'oof, another OC human fic' and scrolled on. I appreciate that you disliked it less than the first, and I do appreciate you taking the time to read it! But you didn't want to put that energy towards a different story? I mean, I have other stories that don't even have Discord getting tased once!
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In short, morbid curiosity; I wanted to see what direction you took things in. I wasn't even going to comment, but then I saw the parallels between the comment sections, felt inclined to point them out (adding to the parallels in the process), and then psyched myself into thinking it'd be weird if I just left a random non-sequitur.
…Judging by your reaction, it came off as weird anyway, so I guess I was screwed no matter what.
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Maybe a little weird, but that's not the worst thing to be! I guess it was confusing to get a comment of 'the first one was bad, but let's try it again!', but I suppose that a lot of sequels can be vastly different than their precursors! And I can't fault anyone for being curious! So thanks for giving it another try, I appreciate you taking the time!
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And I appreciate you for having me! Sorry I'm still such a stick-in-the-mud/thorn-in-the-side.
reading this again and loving this again. i am so proud of Fluttershy completing her character arc
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Awww you are so sweet! I'm glad you enjoy it so much!!
such heartbreaking anti-human prejudice, this world is so corrupt...
oof, i am sorry Fontana for having to exist once more
agreed! it is very exciting
damn, there's a name i haven't heard in about a decade
*comic book guy voice* hey, in the last story the narration promised not to think about such things anymore! LITERALLY UNREADABLE
such tragedy, sigh
oof, i really do hate how sensitive shins are! but they're at the perfect height for my clumsy self to continually bang them into things. what gives, evolution?
i do love this idea of Fluttershy learning self-help jargon in order to be better about boundaries, and you do a great one here!
and i love this nickname for Fontana, though i wonder if i'm just biased because it rhymes with Bon Bon, one of the best pony names ever
haha, perfect! but seriously, how are these pony manes always so perfectly coiffed and silky smooth?
great use of needless French here, very much appreciated
dang, Fluttershy! go off!
oof, it is so sad to see one of my favorite ponies being so Racist
amazing line, this. i hope to use it in real life one day
c'mon, Fontana! you should know that Fluttershy's explosive rages are very much a canon part of her personality, and not something your bad influence caused!
haha, nice
oof, stare into the abyss for long enough...
that is a sweet little detail!
perfect animated sitcom gag
yeah that was a disappointing turn for that channel
haha, perfect
oof, that's how you know it's a Serious Scene
ah, the Discourse
another great gag, you are really good at this
great callback to the prequel, and it's a really nice touch that it's an in-universe book, too!
this is just as great of a reveal as it was the first two times i read it
huh, this does remind me of how little i've thought about Miley Cyrus in, like, five years? boy, that was a weird time
that's the nice thing about Equestria, isn't it? a true utopia, sigh
oof, yeah, i get you there
and a perfect ending, going out on a joke to cut the building Sincerity. not to mention Fluttershy completing her character arc of melding with Fontana's personality in two different ways! excellent work. the fact that this fic doesn't have more acclaim and better reception is a crime, committed by a community of criminals
the entire story was a riot, but this part in particular broke me. i cant explain why but it did
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Because you get the beeeeeeeest of both worlds! 🎶
I want to thank you for writing this story and its prequel. So far they are one of my favorite HiE series.
But then I do have a sense of humor, so what are my opinion and personal enjoyment worth?
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OMG, that is high praise indeed! Thank you so much for the kind words Mockingbirb!