Some people just want to snuggle with cute, soft ponies, and daydream about how lovely their life would be with one by their side. Other people want to wreak terrible vengeance upon any creature who would dare infringe upon their happy, carefree pony life.
Fontana Beyoncé (not her real name) is the latter. She's got an enchanted universe-hopping candle from eBay, and she's got her taser: she's ready to take down Discord. But is she ready to face her feelings?
Written for the Y/N x Mane 6 Shipping Contest Part isekai, part romance, part silly, all fun!
holy shit Apple how did you learn to shitpost like this
beautiful. wonderful. incredible. amazing.
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Two phony ponies full of baloney stand before me. I have one upvote; I have one downvote. Two readers; two votes. Let the denial... COMMENCE
I wanted to be open-minded and find enjoyment in this, but its tone (especially when the target of its ire came into focus) was so overpoweringly acidic that it might as well have given me a chemical burn.
I dunno, I've never been good with this sort of thing. I guess I just wasn't made for these times. I'm sorry.
EDIT: In hindsight, this comment — particularly, its first half — came out far harsher than I would've liked. I'm sorry for my earlier lack of tact.
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That's quite alright! There's many stories on this site I can't stomach. I had hoped it might be a comedic sort of acid, someone's dislike of a character taken to a silly tase-fueled extreme! But I was pretty rough on him!
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The vote count is currently at 11/11.
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
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🕊 The vote box is finally ... at peace. I can rest.
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reading this a second time and wish i could upvote it a second time too
I love how this story ALMOST turns the premise of the Y/N contest on its head, by focusing on how the relationship between the pony and the human changes the PONY'S life. (But getting to help someone else can have a positive effect on the helper's life too, can't it? I think it will in this case.) I really enjoyed this story's light-hearted tone that still respects a deadly serious subject (with a helpful book recommendation!)
The other thing about this story that really astonishes me is that so many people would bother to dislike it.
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This story isn't a shitpost! It is well-written and beautiful.
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Aww, you are so sweet Mockingbirb! Thank you!! The Y/N contest runner hated it so much he invented a 'honorable mention' position then rescinded it so he didn't have to honor my story, LMAO! But I still had a lot of fun writing it, so ultimately I still felt like a winner! It won the DIShonorable mention!
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Aww!! My heart is so warm... almost as warm as the napalm Fontana wants to use on Discord!
all three of these paragraphs are absolute truth!
an extremely good mechanic for interdimensional travel
yeah, nailing down any sort of canon-coherent distance between Canterlot and Ponyville is a pain, isn't it?
ah, love the trope awareness here.
and it is cute, isn't it? Bon Bon the secret agent monster hunter being married to Lyra the human-obsessed weirdo is a very fun dynamic to use in any HiE story, even if for just one line in a genre deconstruction
it is fun to imagine the protagonist T-posing at the ponies for this long just because she doesn't know what to do with her arms
perfect name
damn, that is an amazing fic idea
flashbacks to my twenties rn. those things were the perfect price back then!
love the meta here
oof, the protagonist starting her wooing based on a lie, so tragic
i mean what was even the point of life before this dumb show?
absolutely perfect Discord response!
hehehe
perfect
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no don't lose sight of your mission Fontana!
adorable, but a presumptuous reaction to a pony who tosses the word peeved around with abandon!
perfect book plug
ugh this is the cutest shit, and so very Fluttershy
bodily autonomy is important!
yeah i agree with you there, Fontana. that is some advanced cuteness
an amazing deconstruction/reconstruction of the HiE genre, full of truth and beauty. this is exactly the kind of story i had hoped to find coming to this website all those months ago. thank you so much for it
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Thank you!