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onekface


Hi there. I'm just your average fanfiction writer hoping to make a name here.

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Source for the cover image. I demand it.

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Just found it on google.
Just type MLP New Generation Rule 34

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bruh

...Uh, could I get a link to the image source instead, if it's not a bother? Thanks.

Hitch is a total homewrecker. I wonder how many kids he has running around Maretime bay.

I don’t know why this has so many dislikes. This shit’s hilarious.:rainbowlaugh:

I’m ready for the next chapters already :pinkiehappy:

Chapter 2: Sprout captures Sunny and disciplines her.

...
Well, those throwing arms on his death machine looked like they could also be retrofitted for a long, hard spanking...

Still holding out hope we get more of this...there's not nearly enough G5 clopfics out there.

“Oh don’t be so dramatic. Everypony here knows that I’m a free spirited pony.”

Hitch: "They know. And they are already stocking torches and pitchforks."

I do one of my usual stunts, you catch me, threaten to throw in pony jail and I convince you not to by giving you a blowjob.

...I shouldn't even be surprised.

“I’d prefer if you actually stayed out of trouble for once. Why can’t you be like the other ponies? Not in your sense, but as an actual law-abiding citizen.”
She laughed unexpectedly. “Oh please. You’re one to talk, Mr. Studhorse.”

He (and some others) might actually consider that an compliment.


Nice chapter.
I enjoyed reading it.

Is there going to be a chapter 2, or is the cancelled??

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