Flanking Maneuvers

by Mandroid

Musical Short 1.

Authors note: A tiny musical chapter I wrote for fun, expect more if this gets a good reception.

You were laying back on your bed reveling in one of the calmer nights you've had here. Meaning you still had your pajamas on and weren't getting accosted to take them off.

Celestia was standing by the balcony door, looking out.

"Dear?" she asks.

You grunt.

"Let's go for a ride."

You look up at her in confusion. "Say what?"

"A ride. It's a beautiful night out and I never get to enjoy them like this." she says with a smile

"Is this going to end with my pants off?"

She chuckles. "Who knows~?"

She probably knew, the twat.

"Are you taking me out to meet one of your boytoys on the side?"

Celestia pouts. "That hurts me, Mous. You know I'd never step out on you~..."

"Unless that's what you want me to think."

She trots up to you and nudges your leg. "Come on, you never take me anywhere nice."

"How would this work, anyway?"

"I have wings, Mous." she says as she spreads her "back-tits" as you've called them.

"Are you sure you can lift both our fat asses?"

"We'll never know unless we try." she grins out.

This was stupid. It also might be a trap. But you were also bored.

"Fine."

You hop off the bed and climb onto Celestia's back as she heads out to the balcony. With a flap of her wings, she takes the two of you into the air. You hanging onto her neck for dear life.

You were high above Canterlot now, just flying through the clouds. It was kinda nice up here...

"I'll admit, you can keep people on your back fairly well."

Celestia smiles up at you.

"But I know how kinky you are, I'd expect you to have practice at it."

Celestia rolls her eyes. "Can't even let me enjoy my night out, can you."

You look around at the almost familiar setting...

"I have a song for you, if you want."

She arcs an eyebrow.

"What I have a voice like an angel."

"A fallen angel, maybe."

Whatever, she'd see.

-Music-

"I heard you had fucked a guard."

"Just like you did all the others."

"Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your head decide?"

Celestia banked through a cloud.

"You dragged me into your room."

"Tried to make me your plunder."

"Over, sideways and under."

"On a night of blackmail sex."

"My slutty wife~!"

"Re-defining "city bicycle."

"You bring the dawn."

You flick her horn. "Can't make a spawn."

"A good thing that you can't, huh?"

Celestia smiles up at you as she decides to sing.

"My freak husband!"

"A stubborn oaf from far away."

"But now listen here."

"It's crystal clear."

"That I keep you around for those hands~..."

She begins to descend, the two of you hopping over Canterlot's roofs.

"An unbelievable ass."

"Indescribably tactless."

"Torid, ruthless, and callous."

"Just an irritating guy!"

Celestia dives straight down.

"My freak husband!"

"Don't you dare close your eyes!" you shout, not sing.

"A hundred thousand things to try!"

"Hold your breath - it might help here!"

"You are a psychopath!" you sing together.

"You'll feel my wrath!" you sing.

"You can't do math!" she echoes.

"At the least you can hold my attention."

Shit, she was booking it.

"My slutty wife!"

"I've got more pranks to do to you."

"You'll do me anywhere! And you won't care!" you sing together.

"At least I made you cry out your own name."

Celestia swung back to the castle after your little duet and when p0nies on the ground started to notice the two of you.

You jumped off as you landed and made for the mirror. "Don't fly so damn fast, you'll fuck up my hair."

"Oh, you had fun."

"Lies. I had fun one time and it was awful. Never again."

Celestia walks up behind you and nuzzles the side of your face. "Well I did...

Oh hell.

"And all that somehow made you horny?"

"Mmmm~"

You reach up and scratch her between her ears, eliciting a moan.

"Hey...how bout we try something new tonight?"

Celestia is trying to massage her face with your shoulder. "Oh?...Like what?..."

"I'll show you.~"

You walk over to the bed. Throw up the blankets. Slide yourself between them slowly. Reach over and turn off the light. And promptly go the fuck to sleep.

Deal with it, Celly.

Comments

[Citpo]

"Hey...how bout we try something new tonight?"
Celestia is trying to massage her face with your shoulder. "Oh?...Like what?..."
"I'll show you.~"
You walk over to the bed. Throw up the blankets. Slide yourself between them slowly. Reach over and turn off the light. And promptly go the fuck to sleep.
Deal with it, Celly.

Mous is always the best asshole...

[Khorne]

What about the burrito catapult?

[Hat and clogs guy]

butbutbut but wht about his catapult?

[Mandroid]

1364163>>1364377
It's funnier if I leave it to the imagination.

[Triv_]

That was great

[RedvsBlue327]

"A tiny musical chap-" I'm going to sleep.

¥-The next night-¥

I'm sure I would have enjoyed this so much more if this piece of crap nook I'm using could run two tabs at the same time...

[mikethealicorn]

1448766 i know right im using a kindle it can run 2 tabs but no video