Musical Short 5.
You and Celly were sitting in a familiar radio room, not that you needed to be here.
-Music-
"Princess Celestia, thanks for coming back KCOLT for another interview. " Berry Punch says.
"No problem." she says.
"So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?"
"Absolutely, I'm the sun."
"Well, so take us through a day in the life of, "The sun".
"Well the first thing I do is--"
Time to play backup...
"Talk to Luna!"
"Praise the sun." you shout.
"Read reports!
"Praise the sun."
"Make it daytime!"
"Praise the sun."
"Remember birthdays."
"Praise the sun."
"Direct magic."
"Praise the sun."
"My own hot spring."
"Praise the sun."
"Micro-manage."
"Praise the sun."
"Promote friendship."
"Praise the sun."
"Flirt with guards."
"Praise the sun."
"Get rejected."
"Praise the sun."
"Feel ugly."
"Praise the sun."
"Send some letters."
"Praise the sun."
"Call a sex line."
"Praise the sun."
"Do girl-talk."
"Praise the sun."
"Demand a refund."
"Praise the sun."
"Eat some cake."
"Praise the sun."
"Guard transfer."
"Praise the sun."
"Deal with Shining."
"Praise the sun."
"5th of vodka."
"Praise the sun."
"Shit in guard's barracks."
"Praise the sun."
"Steal a sword."
"Praise the sun."
"On my neck."
"Praise the sun."
"Oh fuck man, I can't fucking do it, shit!"
"Pussy out."
"Praise the sun."
"Puke on Luna's bed."
"Praise the sun."
"Jump out the windows."
"Praise the sun."
"Suck somebody's horn."
"Praise the sun."
"Score some salt."
"Praise the sun."
"Crash my carriage."
"Praise the sun."
"Suck my own horn."
"Praise the sun."
"Eat hay bacon strips."
"Praise the sun."
"Chop my wings off."
"Praise the sun."
"Black out in the sewer."
"Praise the sun."
"Meet a giant fish."
"Praise the sun."
"Fuck his brains out."
"Praise the sun."
"Turn into a blimp."
"Praise the sun."
"Smite the dragons."
"Praise the sun."
"Send Luna to the Moon."
"Praise the sun."
"Now she's gone."
"Praise the sun."
Berry cocks an eyebrow. "Uh huh. So that's an... average day for you then?"
"No doubt."
"You chopped your wings off and banished your sister."
"Hell yeah."
"And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own horn?"
"Nope."
"Actually, I'm pretty sure you did."
"Nah, that ain't me.
Berry nods "OK, well this has been eye-opening for me.
"I'm the sun.
Berry gets up and walks out of the room shaking her head. "Ya, I know, I got that. You said it about 400 times.
"I'm the sun.
"Ya, ya, I got it.
"I'm the sun.
"No, I heard you, see you later!
You see the "On Air" light on and grab the microphone. "Praise the sun."
Praise the Sun.
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If only i could be so grossly incandescent
Praise Javascript!
2239545
Fixed it.
Get her actually pregnant and make her have a centaur or someshit.
Hey, musical short of a song I HAVE listened to :D
Now I can see why everyone likes these!
*One reading later*
Well I like the dealing with Shining part.
I.... I am the Sun!
Oh Solaire....
2238870
I am going to steal this comment and rework it as an insult to use on random pedestrians.