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Finally, the Great and Powerful Trixie performs her first *real* magic spell ever... with the use of authentic Equestrian Magic! There's no way this could *possibly* go wrong!

Special thanks to Damaged for the improvised story prompt.

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Oh good lord. Short skirts and explosions indeed.

“Summoning salt?” Sunset raised an eyebrow. “Really...?”

“Uhhhhhh—” Trixie gulped. “...is now really a good time to talk about speedruns?”

I admit, I fucking cackled at that.

Trixie huffed.

Trixie puffed.

And Trixie B-B-B-leeeeew their house down!

This got a chuckle out of me. Also, I almost immediately thought of this:

Ohhh noooo:rainbowlaugh:

This story simplify the word inconvenient Trixie moment

Oh that Zephyr Breeze! *laughtrack*

wait did she just switch/turn everyones unddys into peanut butter?

Or Penn Jillette before firing the nail gun!

For those playing at home, that particular routine has his entire patter devoted to making it clear that he wouldn't be doing any of this unless it was fake as hell (without explicitly saying so, mind you, but he isn't subtle either).

Now that's a very weird example of the law of equivalent exchange.

Trixie's desire for peanut butter crackers equals Zephyrs for used panties .

That wordplay in the title is amazing. Commando indeed.

Well, Zephyr's dead the moment Rainbow realizes where hers went.

At least the few students which had come to school actually commando were able to get a laugh out of it.

Hahahaha. Would love to see a series of stories where every time Trixie attempt real magic something unfortunately lewd happen.

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The thing is all the girls wearing short skirts that were worried about flashing the people around them… weren’t worried about showing their underwear? Including Fluttershy? Like they have an exhibitionist streak inside them, but there’s a definite line…

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I'm referring to students wearing pants...

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I guess there's also the unaddressed question of what happened to the male students who aren't Flash Sentry.

Good thing Mustang isn't principal. Also, am I the only one who now wants to see a AU where Trixie is a state alchemist in the EqG world?

Too many references

That was glorious.

That was incredible.

I can only hope no one's allergic.

Also, that ending is gatcha mechanics in a nutshell.

With a savage— ziiiiiiip —yank of her backpack's zipper, Trixie revealed seven brightly-colored geodes that glistened in the closet's swinging lamplight.

She's so in trouble for stealing the mane 7's geodes once they realize they've gone missing.

The entire hallway shook. And both teenagers—jittering visibly from the foot's impact and wearing short skirts—heard gross splatters landing on the ground. Trixie looked down, blushing, to see fresh mounds of dripping peanut butter forming on the tile floor beneath each girl. The tasty tan paste could be also seen in scant traces throughout the rest of the corridor, collecting on the lockers, splattered against the lower halves of walls, and—thoroughly and consistently—oozing out of pantlegs, shirts, and sleeves all across the visibly discomforted student alumni.

Way to go trixie, look what you've caused to happen when missing with those geodes.

—he ripped the box open and an impossibly compact pair of panties sprung out like a bouncing betty, joining a veritable sea of underwear carpeting the tile floor before the vending machine. Only—these panties were cyan blue with a rainbow lightning bolt delicately adorning the crotch.

There's something you don't see everyday.

“Guahhhhhhhh!” Zephyr Breeze's eyes lit up like fireflies. “Yesssssssssss!” He grasped the panties and raised them high overhead like a Hylian having opened a golden treasure chest. “Godssss yesssssssssss!” His nostrils flared above an otherworldly cat-smirk. He glanced left and right and—nostrils still flaring—the young man tucked the panties tightly beneath his open shirt before sneaking off towards the nearest school exit.

Rainbow is so gonna be pissed when she finds out.

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