Angel dies because of overexertion, so Fluttershy learns to read so that she can bring him back from the dead. She goes to ask Celestia for a horn so that she can read. It goes very well.
Collab with Decaf.
Everything in this story is a joke. Not to be taken seriously.
Meowofy, if you see this, don't read this story if you value your sanity.
fair
What the fuck have you brought upon this cursed land
Yes. All of the yes. Every single of the yes that can be given in one yes!
Understandable, have a nice day.
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art
seems legit
I don’t have any regrets reading this funny shit, it’s especially funny when someone you know oh so timid is suddenly presented as a lunatic
This read like one of those stories written by a bot.
This story sure was
I'm not fully sure what my eyes just read, but I do know I'm laughing at whatever it was.
Wrong, it's twenty! Do I get an alicorn horn and wings?
...Wait, I think that just means I'm a fool for getting it right.
Very sensible, Celestia!
I don’t know what I just read, but I laughed
edit:
A little too late.
...I maintain that all life-or-death warnings should be underlined, boldened, italisized and in red ink.
Here, take this upvote. Don't know why, but take it.
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Can a bot create this much bullshit?
Goodness gracious
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Yes
This right, this is art.
Yeah, this made sense.
Bah ha ha hahaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!
HAAAAAAAA! *explodes*
Sounded like a fever dream, despite being text.
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Me and my friend Decaf wrote it two sentences for each person, so you can see the tone shift here and there. It's just pure unfiltered chaos.
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I should try writing like this one day. Seems like a barrel of fun !
The question of salience is, ontologically, is 10 million push-ups justified????
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Well yes but actually no
This explains so much...
Heh.
"What fun is there in making sense?"
-Discord
True to her words.
Now try doing 10 million push-ups without dying.
And a reader left a comment as all readers do
Sometimes I read super serious and well written stories, sometimes they're more slice of life or casual. Sometimes they have okay grammar or okay sentence structure.
And sometimes, it's this.
Which do you think is my favorite?
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Obviously this story, no?
:wheeze:
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But of course.
this is golden.