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Angel dies because of overexertion, so Fluttershy learns to read so that she can bring him back from the dead. She goes to ask Celestia for a horn so that she can read. It goes very well.


Collab with Decaf.

Everything in this story is a joke. Not to be taken seriously.

Meowofy, if you see this, don't read this story if you value your sanity.

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What the fuck have you brought upon this cursed land

Yes. All of the yes. Every single of the yes that can be given in one yes!

Understandable, have a nice day.

Celestia laughed. “Oh Fluttershy, you’re just mad because you’re angry that you can’t read. Maybe if you grew a unicorn horn, then you would become literate. I’m very smart, because I am Celestia.”

seems legit

I don’t have any regrets reading this funny shit, it’s especially funny when someone you know oh so timid is suddenly presented as a lunatic :rainbowlaugh:

This read like one of those stories written by a bot.

This story sure was

I'm not fully sure what my eyes just read, but I do know I'm laughing at whatever it was.:rainbowlaugh:

"But if you are smart do you know what is nine plus eleven?" Fluttershy queried. "If you fail the question you need to give me a horn."

“Easy. Ninety-eleven. You would know that if you had an alicorn brain.”

"Wrong," Fluttershy countered. "Even a fool knows the answer is twenty-one. Now, give me a horn or I'll use the Stare."

Wrong, it's twenty! Do I get an alicorn horn and wings?

...Wait, I think that just means I'm a fool for getting it right.:derpytongue2:

“Of course,” said Celestia. “A little doom never hurt anypony.”

Very sensible, Celestia!

I don’t know what I just read, but I laughed :rainbowlaugh:

edit:

Meowofy, if you see this, don't read this story if you value your sanity.

A little too late.

...I maintain that all life-or-death warnings should be underlined, boldened, italisized and in red ink.

Here, take this upvote. Don't know why, but take it.

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Can a bot create this much bullshit? :rainbowlaugh:

Goodness gracious

This right, this is art.

Yeah, this made sense.

"LANGUAGE!" Faust shouted, poking her head through a dimensional tear. "We're PG rated!" She then drew her head back through the dimensional tear.

Bah ha ha hahaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!
HAAAAAAAA! *explodes*

Sounded like a fever dream, despite being text.

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Me and my friend Decaf wrote it two sentences for each person, so you can see the tone shift here and there. It's just pure unfiltered chaos.

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I should try writing like this one day. Seems like a barrel of fun !

The question of salience is, ontologically, is 10 million push-ups justified????

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Well yes but actually no

“Of course,” said Celestia. “A little doom never hurt anypony.”

This explains so much...

"Oh no!" She cried out. "Anyways…"

Heh.

“Of course,” said Celestia. “A little doom never hurt anypony.”

"What fun is there in making sense?"
-Discord

“If you say shit, you die,” said Celestia. Then she died.

True to her words.

“Do pushups,” said Fluttershy. Angel did one last pushup, hitting ten million.

Now try doing 10 million push-ups without dying.

And a reader left a comment as all readers do

Sometimes I read super serious and well written stories, sometimes they're more slice of life or casual. Sometimes they have okay grammar or okay sentence structure.

And sometimes, it's this.
Which do you think is my favorite?

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Obviously this story, no?

:wheeze:

"LANGUAGE!" Faust shouted, poking her head through a dimensional tear. "We're PG rated!" She then drew her head back through the dimensional tear.

“If you say shit, you die,” said Celestia. Then she died.

this is golden.

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