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Alope just wanted a cup of Equestria's finest coffee! Read about his many attempts to find the elusive beverage. From the streets of Manehatten to the depths of Filly, to the toxic heights of Canterlot, to the casinos of Dise, and the dangers of Hoofington, he will not rest until he gets a damn cup of coffee!

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 7 )

What makes Alope so sure the coffee will be any good after 200 years?

10949071
Well, that's kind of a fallout thing. Those games are full of two hundred year old food for chowing down. Even the original fallout equestria has them chowing down on centuries old food.

So I'm gonna guess equestria and prewar America had really good preservatives lol

10949071
Preservatives. The beans will not be fresh by any means.

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welp, good enough for me lmao. Not like there's fresh coffee plants in the Wasteland.

10949786
There might be a radioactive mutant coffee bean out there somewhere. Maybe in Coffee Hunter 2?

I empathize with Alope. I'll go to great lengths for a good coffee.

We need cover art for this.

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