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AtomicClop


Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

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I read this while hiding in a literal closet and it may have been one of the weirdest moments of my entire life.

That was certainly a thing, and honestly I do not feel comfortable adding it to any bookshelves, sorry about that.

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No problem, I'm not sure I would add it to my own bookshelves, honestly.

The things I read at 3:00/
Am out of morbid curiosity while trying to sleep.

Trixie's line about Twilight protesting too much about being cishet had me in stitches.

The rest was goofy and yet amusing in a bizarre sense. If nothing else, "puissant purple penis of power" is a hilarious phrase that should be used more often.

WTF did i just read.
Curse you have your thumbs up i cant stop laughing

Upvote purely because you remembered your animal anatomy and used it to aid the pornography.

credit the beautiful art that is you're cover

I can't beleive I read this.
I can't beleive this ship is a thing.
I can't beleive the guy who wrote that cool ass star trek crossover was here too.

Ok, sure.

But why?

10933100
Someone told me not to.

This is a jakkid tier shitpost.

Even though I hate this I gotta give it a thumbs up for the correct anatomy

I always swore I would never write futa, but after googling 'blue jay mating', I realized I had no choice.

The question is, why did you google it in the first place :moustache:

My stomach hurts from laughing just by looking at the story. I can’t wait to read!

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It’s like a video game, they put hazards to stop you from going places, so the first thing you do is go to those places.

I wonder if this is related to a picture I just saw...

EDIT: I misread the description. I thought there was an "a" before the word "penis".

10933231

That was, indeed, deliberate.

10933231
I started this a week ago, before the picture

Sir, this violates the Geneva Suggestions.

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The picture I'm thinking of isn't on derpi, oddly enough. Maybe the artist is DNP there.

Okay, is it just me or is the upvote to down vote ratio getting ridiculous? I mean, come on, it's weird but did they even read it? It was funny. The whole thing about the twilight onsies was hilarious.

I'd purposely decided to not vote, I only read it out of a sense of morbid curiosity. But now I'm getting weirdly annoyed. So have an upvote on me.

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but did they even read it?

No. I would estimate half the downvotes or more are drivebys/bandwagon downvotes.

That's fine, I knew this was a shitpost when I wrote it, kek.

10933100
Because the shippers brought this ship into existence, that's why! Seriously though, I was just as surprised as you to see people shipping them together.

So there wish was to get lead?

Majin Syeekoh
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This is why the concept of Sin exists.

Majin Syeekoh
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10933546
Yes. Very much so.

To whoever wrote this:









You could really use a wish right now.

I'm very proud of you, son (or daughter or nonbinary child.)

10933523
did somebody say sin

I don't understand how this freaky ship is even happening

10934334 First, you have to pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars.

Can someone explain this ship/meme to me?

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Explaining memes doesn't actually help you understand them. Especially when one of the characters is from something called "Regular Show" (a naming convention that is never used unless it's a lie).

It was either this or watching two men in loincloths build a swimming pool out of sticks and mud.

...I should probably have stuck with the two guys.

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Appears to be a ship from a very forced to the point of cringe meme with the intent of rustling some jimmies

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Don't forget that it's also ancient as hell, and only through the power of cringe and autism in the average 4channer could they revive this maymay

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Can we pretend that aero planes in the night sky are like shooting stars

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