I...I am a monument to all your sins...
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Someone realizes that the dastardly trio would have more use doing a bit of community service, as opposed to having the three act as a pigeon roost for all eternity...
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A... perversion? And it's rated "E"? Who are you and what have you done with Some Leech?
buy our toys buy our toys buy our toys
What a wonderfully hilarious little story.
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Yes, I intentionally gave it a misleading cover
Sue me
https://youtu.be/A6g0mPo-uJM
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NGL, I threw a handful of references in Tirek's story
SpongeBob reference?
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Ye!
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Knew it! Gotta love references
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Well, Leech did promise an upcoming story with an "E" rating in the comments of An Erotic Escape. So most of us have had time to batten down hatches, tuck our heads between our knees and kiss our asses goodbye, or otherwise prepare ourselves for the impending horror.
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I knew it! Cozy was behind all this global nonsense! It all makes sense now! Sooner or later we'll be seeing a cute little filly taking over the world (and I wouldn't have it any other way).
The only way that order could have been better would if he ordered a large diet soda.
Honestly, I think Tirek is the worst off; at least the ponies that Cozy and Chrysalis are dealing with are doing something to actualize their potential, even if that potential is as disappointing as a child with only an Associate's degree to an Asian patent. But to be surrounded by those that you know could be greater than they are if they only put in a minimal amount of effort?
At least they're all doing better than Sombra is; they may hate their current lot in life, but I figure it beats melting.
This is a shameless waste of Tirek's talents. With those guns he could easily find work on the Pie's rock farm. Busting stones from sun sup to sun down. Exercise and a job all in one. And I'm sure if a lack of work ethic is the problem, he could find several reasons to enjoy Limestone's company.
I'd make a joke about Leech writing an E rated story, but I've been beaten to the punch. So, just assume I said something at least moderately clever. Maybe a pun or something.
Nice seeing this, but I can't miss remembering a comment by someone on putting villains in doing community service according to their talent and describing a team of Sauron and Voldemort as home renovator/pest exterminator with Sauron opening lava vents to heat up the house and Voldie letting his pet clear up the rodents.^^;;;
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Is that Pinkie?
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Yup yup
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More or less.
Oh poor, foolish, little Cozy Glow...
Love the GTA: San Andreas reference there.
Doesn't she mean hoof?
Also, I see Chrysalis has at least one pony she DOES like (Mrs Cake) So I wonder of Tirek has at least one pony he gets along with? (besides his daughter/friend/apprentice Cozy)
Does murder count as a subversive act?
Well, she's not wrong, she does deserve everything best.
Welp, that's a nightmarish existence.
Holy smokes, I can't believe we went there.
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Murder of the average consumer? Nah, that's a public service.
This makes me feel so old.
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I'm glad someone got it XD
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“We serve food here, sir.”
Oh god, Karens
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Just because I knew it to be some outrageous kitchen-ese, I wanted to see if it actually stood for anything. It does.
“I'll take a [6 patties] [all beef] [with everything], on [texas toast], [four times the patties and cheese (so... 24 patties and cheese)] [mustard], extra [toast] with [jelly] and [orange juice], [lightly buttered], [extra onions], [patties well-done]…”
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Karens can't even stand each other. Yes, I'm looking at you, Chrysalis.
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I wouldn't classify Chrysalis as a Karen
She's a catty bitch, but a Karen she is not
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The real Leech is hidden between the lines. Tirek is getting it on with his hot district manager, Chrysalis is in Happy Ending paradise, and Cozy... Oh, Cozy... *shudder*
Haha, wow! Good Burger, GTA, and Spongebob references all in one chapter. Makes me wonder if there's a reference I missed
Well, I guess that is one way to make sure that the trio try to destroy Equestria again.
Very nice story here. Sequel stories would be awesome.
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Ok.
You have just created the best MLP ship which doesn't exist (yet).
Someone write a Tirek/Limestone Pie romance, please!
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I support our adorable Filly Overlord!
Another non-lewd related high quality fic written by you, you never cease to surprise and amaze me with what you write next.
Not related to the story itself, but are you planning on doing anything special for when you hit 4k followers? You're pretty close to it and I'm just curious.
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I hadn't really thought about it, but I probably should
Besides, 4k followers or not, I'm not stopping anytime soon
Damn right that money is a close Second, and a far First for others with friendship the Second
Princess Trollestia, "Cozy Glow, as a condition of your parole... you must attain a proper backstory."
Cozy curses, "That's impossible and you know it!"
Trollestia grin, "Yes."
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Probably the saddest thing about her.
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Thanks dude, now it makes sense.
Ah yes, the old short-order cook lingo. I remember that from my days being young several eons ago...
10932073 Oooooooohhhhh, what do we do to offend and Karen? What do we do to offend a Karen? What do we do to offend a Karen, so she'll bunch her panties?
Tell that her Gucci shoes are knockoffs, tell that her Gucci shoes are knockoffs, tell that her Gucci shoes are knockoffs, made by kids in China.
Wayyy-hey cheap Chinese labor! Wayyy-hey cheap Chinese labor! Wayyy-hey cheap Chinese labor, made her Gucci knockoffs!
Hail Harvey.