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Bendy
I like big ponies and I cannot lie.
Bendy
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To make a deal with the Devil, Lucifer, or Satan decisions, decisions.
This was a very short roller coaster.
consensual hand and hoof holding, truly the most degenerate of them all.
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Luckily he didn't have to make that choice.
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It could have been longer, but I wanted to make a short story.
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I think it's very wholesome.
Hurray for Friendship!
And fuck TCB!
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Indeed. I want horse and ape friendship.
Hell yeah, TCB sucks.
Thank Celestia for, well, Celestia showing up when she did.
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He made the ultimate sacrifice to save his people, but he was saved in the end.
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All hail the one true Sunbutt!
What a brave sacrifice he would have made
I kinda enjoyed seeing Celest-AI and conversion bureau pulled out.
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His poor anus would never be the same.
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Good and merciful. Not exploiting desperate humans trying to survive.
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Was the Futa Celestia the better choice over those two?
So, you have choose *shotgun pumped* heresy.😠
Edit: Oh, wait, sorry!! I didn't get the end. I am so sorry. 😭
Edit2: To be serious, even though it's not the most human friendly dimension, I would even rather choosing Conversion Bureau.
Final Edit: Thank Gods that the last Celestia save his soul (that's right, soul, because that would happen if some 'pure' male was forcefully to do it) in time.
First Celestia: Clearly a scam. An Equestrian Princess offering to make your dreams come true via some virtual medium? You only fall for that once. She clearly has some other AIM.
Second Celestia: Different method, same scam. Con, Version 2: Happy Dronies, if you will.
Third Celestia: Once again, scam. If she really cared, she’d have given him time to assess and assign assets and analyze social analogues before ploughing on ahead. That’s how you cock things up in a hurry, and the last place I wanna live is an Equestria where everyone does nothing but dick around.
Fourth Celestia: Yes.
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Sadly, yes.
Both of the other two are a twisted sort of evil as far as I'm concerned.
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As evil as Celest-AI is, she will at least allow you to remember that you are human. You could join a human history club at least if you are forced to be a pony.
TCB Celestia will make you forget that you were even human in the first place. And strip you of your individuality. For example, let's say you hate ponies, she will force you to like ponies. Whereas Celest-AI will at least ask your permission first before brainwashing you to like them.
As for the fourth Celestia. Yeah, I wanted a canon-like Celestia to save humanity from being forced into anal sex.
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The third Celestia would not be so bad... if she wasn't so demanding for anal sex. Out of the TCB and FIO, she is still the lesser evil I think. Luckily the fourth came to save the humans.
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Probably true, though I’m not about to let a little thing like reason keep me from cracking a bunch of immature butt puns.
I also apologize, as I forgot to put this in the original comment: good story! Fun, succinct, and with plenty of your trademark Bendy flare.
Everyday. We stray further from god.
Good story man
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Was fun to write a silly semi-grimdark story with a happy ending.
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Thanks. Was easy to write. I wanted to make quick one.
Plus, I needed to make a pun story with ass-imilation. XD
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And closer to Sunbutt God.
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Welcome
I like the past one best
I absolutely LOST it at this line.
This story is a blessing unto itself to humanity.
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The word sexfully is from Zapp Brannigan from Futurama. I like to use Futurama words.
The story is a light-hearted post-apocalyptic story, that somewhat makes fun of it.
ah yes, the true savior of humanity. butt seggs.
Third also leads to death considering the result of that choice would result in lots of ruptured intestines and organs .
I choose
NONE!