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Rainy Daze


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At one particularly boring get together for the elements of harmony the only answer lies in the form of a prolonged gossip about all of their past romantic exploits.

An ongoing series in which all and any possible ships are likely to have already happened.

Note: Profanity tag is for the single use of one word throughout the entire story, as well as its censored use in the title and cover art. No other expletive language is featured in or planned to be featured in any and all future chapters.

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Fluttershy giggled a false nervousness as she spoke, “Oh you don't want me to go first, I’ve hardly had any dating experience at all.” She finished with a blush.

Rarity, as well as the rest of the group, knew that that was a red faced lie. “Honestly Fluttershy, who do you think you’re fooling here?” she chided in a playful tone.

“I have no idea what you mean Rarity,” Fluttershy replied, eyes darting from side to side.

Rarity submitted her evidence: “Big Macintosh, Bulk Biceps, Aloe Vera and Lotus Blossom, Miss Trixie Lulamoon, Princess Luna, not to mention yours truly,” she finished with a smug gesture of the forehoof.

“Fleetfoot, Blaze, Doctor Caballeron, Daring Do, and yours truly!” Added Rainbow Dash who’s voice grew more bitter with each pony on her list.

“Princess Celestia, Mage Meadowbrook, Tempest Shadow, Starlight, Octavia Melody, Minty, Rockhoof, Amethyst Star...” were Twilight's amendments.

“Apple Honey, Apple Leaves, Apple Cider, Apple Split, Rara, Autumn Blaze, Flim and Flam,” Applejack shuddered, punctuating her sentence with a tone of both genuine confusion and mild disgust.

Pinkie Pie jumped and down and all around squeaking, “Ooh, ooh, me next, me next! Let’s see, there was both the Cloud Chasers, Cheerilee, Tree Hugger, Cherry Jubilee, Miss Harshwinny, Ember the Dragon Lord, Double Diamond but that didn’t last long at all! Me, Twilight, Coco Pommel, and-”

“Discord!” said all six ponies with a mixture of exhaustion, relief and laughter.

The six friends stared awkwardly at each other, each having a reason to be at least a little red-faced. For once Fluttershy wasn’t the one overcome with embarrassment. There were a lot of ponies mentioned whom the others were not aware of so it was more than her own dirty laundry being hung out for all to see.

“Hang on a minute here!” cried Applejack, “How come you never did anythin’ with me before?”

“You wanna get together after this and fix that mistake AJ?” answered Fluttershy as she suggestively raised her eyebrows up and down. Applejack used all of her Earth pony strength to fight the urge to swoon there and then. Fluttershy’s special talent was to charm animals, and ponies are animals after all.

More like charm any and everything with a red-blooded pulse...me included. :twilightblush: FlutterShippable has to be in the Brony Lexicon by this point.

This was... very strange, to say the least. :twilightsheepish:

I hope that Spike's NOT one of the conquests for any of them.

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I've always thought she had the most potential for shipping :twilightsmile:

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It can only get weirder!

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Rest assured that absolutely will NOT happen :twilightoops:

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Legitimately made me laugh, I didn't know how much I needed to hear the main 6 dish until I read this, I can't wait to see more!

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Oh trust me, FlutterDash was my first but I've since tagged on FlutterLuna...Vinyl Shy...SunShyne...

Damn. Fluttershy gets around!

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