Blueblood's date goes from bad to worse when he realizes that his chariot has gone missing. His investigation doesn't take long - but when the meter maid who towed it has a warship, a private army, and absolutely no respect for royals, will he get it back?
Tempest Shadow & Prince Blueblood - not fully romantic, though with potential and some flirting and innuendo. Not related to "Betraying Tempest", though the banter vibes are roughly the same. Also not a "Fast & Furious" parody - the title just clicked.
Written for the May 2021 Pairing Contest
Contains innuendo, ponies mocking royal titles, Blueblood being a bad boss, lots of shouting, yet another made-up country, and mockery of heliocentrism.
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It obviously wasn't about heliocentrism...but I have had the misfortune of somehow getting into a conversation that ran a lot like this.
I feel your pain, Blueblood. And it's not everyday where I can legit say that I sympathize with you, so you best cherish it while you can.
That is how conspiracy theories work--they aren't interested in learning the actual truth, as they've already decided on what they think the "truth" is, they just want to be told they're right.
But as they are quite usually not right...
Yes, I'd like to buy Blueblood a clue for him please, just so I can put him out of his misery on this already.
Wow, Blueblood really doesn't want that chariot back.
Who does she think she is? Dave Seville?
I mean, you gotta give him that.
And I'm envisioning both as being comically undersized for it too.
I feel like Blueblood and Tempest were both playing verbal chess here...except on differing game boards and having no idea where the opposing player's pieces are even at.
Oooh, this was great. I was smiling ear-to-ear the whole way through. xD
this was really good, dont know where the ship of theses two came from but m glad there another great story to add to it roster
I like this ship. What's it called? Bluepest? Blueberry?
Definitely gonna check out your other story.
This, this is gold!
This...this I like.
This is most excellent. Well done!
That is clever, you have to admit it
🎵Lovely Tempest, meter maid🎶
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I like BloodBerry because it sounds like an item in a fantasy RPG
Tempest and Blueblood. Not my first choice of pairings, but it sure is fun!
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ALVIIIIIN!
Humorous and cute. A rarepair done well.
Why is it that, when it comes to Blueblood, the only ships I really enjoy reading about him in are the crack ships? Maybe it's because they tend to be the ones where he can believably and entertainingly be in a relationship while remaining his kinda-to-completely awful self, and receive a good balance of romantic fulfillment and abject suffering...
Actually, forget I asked, that's exactly the reason.
Hah! Okay, that was a lot of fun. Blueblood feeling appropriately Blueblood, while being at least a little likeable. Wishing him all the best in the negotiations to come.
The only issue with this story is that it ended already - a distinct lack of decent Blueblood stories lately: need more.
Odd paring but hilarious and she definitely would yeet him overboard but with a way to not die first
So the chemistry you bring about between these two seems to be their rather... rough attitudes, to say the least? I can get behind banter-based shipping! Thanks for the story and the unorthodox pair!
Second I've seen to try to pull off this pairing. Ambitious just to try but also a fun read