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Better late than never

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It turns out Celestia is dating Gabby ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Twilight having quite the creepy crush on the solar princess doesn’t take the news very well. Is up to Spike (not to be confused with his past tense counterpart: “Spiked”) to snap Twilight out of it. In the process, Twilight will learn a few truths and facts about her world that flew over her clueless virgin head.


This is a shit-post fic. If you take any of this seriously, please call your internet provider and cancel your service, then hand over your devices capable of connecting to the internet to a sane person. People like you are ruining the internet for everyone. If you can read this fic just to have fun please ignore all this. Thank you 🙃


This fic was the result of a very “questionable” chat I had with a few of the guys in the official FimFiction discord server (go check it out, it's pretty nice, very cool people, lots of nonsense) about Celestia X Gabby and some other crack-ships and what not. The following day (the 21 of april 2021. Don’t believe in whatever date appears in the stats, this was written months ago. I just forgot to hit publish), trying to cure the writer block that has frozen any progress in “A Love Beyond Worlds“. I wrote this entire fic in just one sitting, taking inspiration it that chat and what nonsense I could think of. In the hopes that it would cure my writer's block… Spoiler alert! It didn’t :(.

As to why the chapter is named that way. I wasn’t planning to publish the fic, and instead I just shared the google docs link on the discord server. However, “FireTails” (one of the users that unknowingly helped give birth to this fic in the discord server) complain of the lack of a night-mode option. Being a “night-mode supremacist” myself, I quickly put the fic here and set a password so other night-mode users could enjoy it. In the end this and the positive feedback the fic got convinced me to publish it for good… three months later :twilightoops: …. Anyway, as a thanks for the encouragement, an apology for not providing a night-mode option, and because I can’t think of good titles. The fic’s only chapter is named after “FireTails” (who, to be fair, has contributed to keeping the site running by being a gold sponsor. So he does deserved to have a chapter of a fic named after him, even if its a shit-tier fanfic)

Also, if you are interested in reading a more serious Celestia X Gabby fic go check out “You Will Be Great“. I’m also working on another, longer fic for that ship, plus another crack ship mentioned in this fic.

Enough BS and self promotion. I hope you enjoy the fic ^w^

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Comments ( 15 )

That title looks like something Super Trampoline would come up with.

Fitting.

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Yeah, I did took some inspiration from his “fanfic naming convention” XD

Though I don't like the discord server, this concept deserves a follow/watch :rainbowlaugh: - I wish you well ~ :heart:

This is a shit-post fic. If you take any of this seriously, please call your internet provider and cancel your service, then hand over your devices capable of connecting to the internet to a sane person. People like you are ruining the internet for everyone. If you can read this fic just to have fun please ignore all this. Thank you 🙃

That alone is worth an upvote.

Ri2

That was cute. I don't get all the downvotes.

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Glad to know you enjoy it. Thank you, and I hope you do well too :)

As for a follow up… I don’t think it would ever happen, as I explained this was just a silly fic I wrote for fun. However, I do wish to revisit some of the crack (and not so crack) ships I mentioned in passing.

As I explained in the wall-text that’s this fic description. I already wrote a Celestia X Gabby fic, and I have plan to do more with that ship. As for the others, well, one of them will also be part of that big CelestiaXGabby fic I’m working on. As for the rest? I have a few projects but time will tell if I ever get the chance to make them a reality.


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Thank you :twilightsmile:


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LOL. Thank you… I will amid that’s probably one of the best parts of the fic. Or at least the one with the lowest number of grammatical errors and nonsense :twilightblush:


10919147

You have an odd perception of “cute”… Then again, my own perception of “funny” is very odd too so… Yeah! I can see why you think is cute ^w^

As to the many downvotes, some people don’t like shit-posy fics. Then again, this is my shit-post fic so… maybe people who enjoy shit-post fics consider a lot of downvotes part of the essence of a good shit-post fic? IDK ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Any way, thank you for the comment :)

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*Wipes tear liquid pride from eyes*
I'm so proud of you, son*.

*or daughter or child depending on your gender identity

Now having actually read this, this was good. We should do a dumb collab. I liked the parts about the different creatures dating and not dating. I want mommy ember to dom me too 😩🤤🥴🍆💦

Twilight, Rarity is a trap

Oh boy do I have a dark darf story for you!:

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Spike.

Spike.

Spike.

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¿? ... I’m confused by your comment ...

Spike and Twilight were sitting...

Well, Spike was eating...

Spike knew the sensation...

Spike graved the letter...

... and so on. Spike started a lot of your paragraphs. Like him, just not that much to see his name everywhere. Get it that it's nitpicky on this story.

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Oh yeah, sorry about that, I honestly didn’t noticed that issue until now :twilightblush:

Still, I’m glad that’s your only nitpick for the fic :twilightsmile:

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