Where headcanon becomes absurd and canon absurder
Flurry Heart may seem cute, but she secretly has a super secret agenda. That mostly involves throwing ponies out a window. Yep, that’s how she overthrows her mother. Throwing her out a window. Why don’t more people do this?
Written for the Cadance Is A Terrible Mom 2021 Competition
Cover art by Melody Song
Also, fair warning. The story does jump from third to first person. Just so you’re less confused.
(Featured April 20th, 2021)
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Pfft! Yay for Thorax, he's a hero!
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Heh, eeyup.
So it’s not too confusing? You know, the jumping between perspective?
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Nope. I liked it!
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Yay, approval
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Mhm!
I laughed so hard
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Yay!
Thorax best dad bug
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Yes
Always yeet
Thorax to the rescue!
What if Twilight was the BAE?
The technical term for throwing someone out a window is defenestration.
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Hm?
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Yep!
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Huh. Neat
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Her reputation as the Best Aunt Ever vs. Mama Cadence.
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Heh
Awesome pile of randomness that I didn't realise I needed. Oh my, I can imagine Flurry just YEETing everypony out the window...
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Yay!
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Yay indeed.
I am reminded of the Defenestrations of Prague.
Geat story, I had a good laugh! But I wish I could do exactly like Flurry Heart, throw my problems out the window.