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If I could make a video game perk, it would be Suicidal Tendencies


Flurry Heart may seem cute, but she secretly has a super secret agenda. That mostly involves throwing ponies out a window. Yep, that’s how she overthrows her mother. Throwing her out a window. Why don’t more people do this?

Written for the Cadance Is A Terrible Mom 2021 Competition

Cover art by Melody Song

Also, fair warning. The story does jump from third to first person. Just so you’re less confused.

(Featured April 20th, 2021)

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Comments ( 21 )

Pfft! Yay for Thorax, he's a hero!

Heh, eeyup.

So it’s not too confusing? You know, the jumping between perspective?

Yay, approval

Thorax best dad bug

Thorax to the rescue!

What if Twilight was the BAE?

The technical term for throwing someone out a window is defenestration.

Her reputation as the Best Aunt Ever vs. Mama Cadence.

Awesome pile of randomness that I didn't realise I needed. Oh my, I can imagine Flurry just YEETing everypony out the window... :rainbowlaugh:

Geat story, I had a good laugh! But I wish I could do exactly like Flurry Heart, throw my problems out the window.

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