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BronyWriter


I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

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After an inventor, Fast Wheels, completes his masterpiece he is invited to showcase it to Princess Celestia herself! So, he arrives at Canterlot to give Celestia driving lessons and the day unfolds in a way that he could never have imagined...

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zel
zel #1 · Sep 5th, 2012 · · 2 ·

Next time on Fimfiction: Luna drives train!


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:ajbemused::ajbemused::ajbemused::ajbemused::ajbemused:
What the fuck happened to the community? Where are the awesome adventure stories?
Now we are stuck with red&black alicorn OCs, shipping and "Luna shoves cellphone in her butt" oneshots.
(Actually the real "Luna Shoves a Cellphone Up Her Plot " was frigging amazing.)

I, for one, enjoy the story :pinkiehappy: but I have to agree with zel. (I have absolutely no idea how to tag others' names in comments)
This dead horse has been beaten so much, it's practically a puddle of gore in the dirt resembling bad chili con carne. :twilightoops: sorry

zel

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(I have absolutely no idea how to tag others' names in comments)

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I thank thee kind sir. Had it been serpentine in nature, it would have sunk its venomous fangs into mine flesh. Please accept three confused Rainbow Dashes as a token of my gratitude :rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh:

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dude, GTFO! I've seen you spam lots of other fics with this same sh*t.

1223186>>1223548 Okay, what is going on? I take it that someone spammed my story which now makes me confused as to what comments are directed at who!

zel

1223781 Damn seems like my recent comments were removed too, since I reported to the mods.
Basically, some fag was posting adverts here.

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yeah, those comments were directed to said fag. sorry for the confusion:ajsleepy:

1223786 Sorry, I was the one who deleted them because I thought a flame war was going on. I just saw your side and didn't know it was somepony else who was being a jerk. Sorry...

1223988 You're fine. Now that I know what was going on, it makes a ton more sense. Thanks for reading at any rate!

Awesome job man hilarious story and just amazing.

Luna needs a motorcycle.

nice story

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW AMUSED I AM RIGHT NOW...

Hysterical That was AWESOME :pinkiehappy::yay::trollestia::coolphoto:

*Falls over laughing* Fantastic!

.... dude my friends thought i was insane for laughing at my phone while reading this LOL....AMAZING :D

Aww!! C'mon you made me choke on my food!! (I meant this in a good way) :raritywink:

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I am really hoping that that last one is an exaggerated jab at the constant 'x pony does y thing' stories.

Please tell me that it is pure exaggeration.

Why don't I see a luna enters racing circuit yet with this

'"Huzzah!" she said happily. "We did not run over that mare with her child!"' :rainbowlaugh:

The whole story was brilliant. Celestia had a fun new voice to her, and I'm pretty sure you have Luna's voice down to a fine art. Fast Wheels was a lovely OC; he had such a clear image and voice to him. The "bookends" also worked perfectly for the story. The letter from Luna at the end was hilarious and a beautiful touch to make it feel really complete. I most definitely give this a :yay:

To be completely frank, I agree with Luna racing, but a super car? Really? That's going a little too far...:twilightsheepish:
Over all, Bronywriter you always surprise me.:twilightsmile:

I wrote a review of this story here.

5338399 Yeah, not one of my best stories. I keep telling people to not read my earliest stuff (Killer Rarity stories aside) but do they ever listen? No! :ajbemused:

5338812
Hehe, sorry~ It was on the related stories list for A Canterlot Carol. And was actually finished! Unlike several of them.

What's your best story, would you say?

5338824 Eh... hard to say, since a lot of them are so vastly different. My best short story is, without a doubt, Broken Gladiator. My best novel was the Secret Life of Rarity, but now that I've grown more as an author (in terms of writing characters and stories, and mechanically) I'd say TD the Alicorn Princess has just the scope and characters that I've never matched in any of my other stories. Not to say I don't like Secret Life anymore. Far from it. I love all four of them. In terms of my comedies... that one's tough. I'd say Princess Celestia gets Mugged is my favorite, but people don't think that it's aged very well. Elizabeak people get a few chuckles out of, and there are good parts in most of the non-Brony stories. I am excited for TD vs Equestria Girls. I have some excellent ideas for that one.

*sigh* I know, I know, I milk the character a ton, but if I can keep coming up with good, engaging stories with interesting characters and nice humor that don't feel stale, why wouldn't I keep going?

Anyway... yeah, after 61 stories, it gets kind of hard to pick.

This was a very good short story! OMG Luna I love you you're such a cute bundle of fun and laughter! Luna was HILARIOUS in this story! :twilightsmile::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

...and thus Luna's adopted batpony child becomes Evel Knieval.

How did I not bump into this story sooner? :facehoof:

This was extremely funny.

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Probably because it's almost ten years old and was never that popular.

Out of these cars, which does it resemble?
2010 Dodge Challenger.
2006 Chevy Cobalt.
2008 Mitsubishi Eclipse.
Note, they're all red!

5338812
Well screw that because I'm reading all your stories starting from your oldest! :yay:

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