All the changelings lined up. They all put their heads up super duper high. They marched like ants! They walked faster and faster until they stopped in front of the ugly stupid ponies twilight ordered. There were 6 ponies next to Twilight! Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Octavia! I screamed when I saw my mom. Then, I had flashbacks to when she hurt me and my oldest sister and youngest sisters! I started crying and screaming and wailing and howling and sobbing and weeping and mourning and farting and screeching. How dare Twilight do this to me! The Cool Mean Colts were there too. I hated every single pony on Twilights side! Twilight glared at me. It would be so satisfying to turn her into an ugly chicken and eat her! The battle started. I turned myself into a pony fighter and told my soldiers to do the same! All the ponies looked confused! I then told all of the changelings to fart. It was so bad, every pony fainted! I then used my special dark magic power to turn 59 ponies into cookies and stomped on every one. I used the crumbs to make a giant tasty delicious cookie cake! I then ate it and shared with the soldiers.
The ponies on Twilights side woke up! They then started blasting magic all of the place! I got super mad and turned the ponies into dancing hippopotamus magic fart pickles. I ate them and they turned into jellyfish in my mouth. I then swallowed them. There were only 503,400 ponies left! As the fighters on my side attacked, I went into the prisoner cage and went into discord’s body. I then left the cage and Twilight smiled at me! I then turned her into popcorn and ate her! When I finished, I ate the bag! Every pony gasped! I did it! I finished Twilight Sparkle! All the ponies attacked me. I quickly left discords body and smiled evilly. I was very happy I defeated Twilight! I ran to my friends and they cheered! We still had 503,292 ponies to attack, because my friends destroyed the other 192! We attacked and attacked. 3,643 ponies died.
I started thinking. There were 431,447,743,521,946 creatures that exist on earth. 1,532,764,543 ponies live in the wold. If 570,000,753 ponies were fighting, then I could destroy half the population! I told my friends the news.
“Wow cool!” Said Vestmenta.
“Lovely!” Shouted Regina!
“Spectacular!” Said Risum.
“WOO!” Shouted Tema.
“Boooooriiiing.” Said Tradit.
We all looked at her surprised. I got angry and asked that mean pony what did she say.
“That’s lame. It is pretty obvious that we could eliminate half the population. I know math, duh. You don’t need to tell me that. Why don’t we actually think of a plan instead of just standing around doing the same thing to ponies over and over again?”
Every changeling looked at her surprised and mad. I got mad and mad. Why would the changestone of awesomeness act not awesome? She abandoned her friends! I started to cry super super duper duper luper luper loud. Tradit’s changestone turned black and I took it off her neck which surprised her. Vestmenta slowly walked away from her and glaring at her. Regina sadly walked away looking at her sadly. Risum bounced away from her glaring with her eyes closed. Tema left and said humph and looked at her very mad. Tradit rolled her eyes. I flew away as fast as I could. I was sad our friend treated us like garbage. She ruined our special friendship bond! I started crying. I had to kick her out of our side of the war. We were friends so long! This was the worst day ever! Then, I saw an orb in Twilight’s castle! I got super suspicious! I flew into the castle and took the orb! I flew and accidentally dropped it on the hive! It broke in hair! Then, a purple wind erupted! AAAAAAA! It became Twilight Sparkle! She looked bigger and shinier! Every changeling gasped. Even the mean evil Tradit! Twilight laughed evily. She started blasting every changeling and they deid quickly.
I quickly thought up a plan. I went into discords body and attacked Twilight! She wasn’t having it. She took discord’s body. I quickly went out and went into my evil mom’s body to attack. Twilight did the same. I told my changeling friends to attack. Tema tried to hit Twilight but it failed. I yelled at Tema and she cried and ran away. I started crying because she was being mean! I then told Vestmenta to change into rarity. She ignored me and ran away. I screamed. Twilight turned back to normal and ended the war. All the changelings left.
Then i heard sirens!
Yep I have told her delete or cancel it but ... She don't listen.
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Because I worked hard
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Keeping a trash for WHAT? Seriously, you should throw away those thing already, you Butterfly head.
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I changed the ending
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Want me to say again? You concreate head.
MLPhero, if you hear me, please do the sins of this chap quick because i don't wanna talk what wrong for this story
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Yeah
wow this is awful
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I just don't wanna talk about what wrong with this story and she still freaking stubborn for keeping this garbarge.
”This is the Ponyville Police Department! You’re under arrest for continuously assaulting the Princess of Friendship!”
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For assaulting Princess Twilight Sparkle, We give Windheart a death sentence.
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No nonononononononononononononono
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:O
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Yes xD.
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Do it to shine her eyes after being in blindfold too long.
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yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
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No ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌
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Yes ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅
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I was thinking the same thing—
Read my next blog post. It’s here.
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You know she not gonna listen to you right? Because she litterally pour the cement mix with water on her head.
Read this now
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I feel disgusted. This disgrace to our veterans doesn’t deserve sinning. This deserves to burn in the 10th circle of Hell. And there are only 9 circles.
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How about dragon fire? Is it hot enough?
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I press a button name confused because your grammar quite good but your content... Not my type though.
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That should work
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*Litterally burn this universe away*
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Nooooo
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Yes
Woman, I’ve seen wars in cartoons that make more sense! As someone with military family, I feel absolutely disgusted that you would write a deviating conflict like this.
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I know right. I asked her to delete this garbage but she still keep it |T
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Whats wrong with it I changed it originally it was all the friends stayed to gather but i changed it to they split up
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Ok. Nvm! And thx for complimenting my grammar! (People say I add a LOT of exclamatory marks at unnecessary places. And it’s true..)
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Agreed. What kind of war story tagged Dark, Drama, and Sad has the characters attack by farting?
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That’s the problem with most kid writers. They’re stubborn.
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That doesn’t matter. The title has 'WAR' in it. War isn’t fought like this.
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I’m not a kid. I’m 15
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Sigh
If suicide prevention was a person
This would make him kill himself
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It’s not a human war
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That makes no sense suiside prevention prevents suicide not promotes it
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You’re still a minor.
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That doesn’t matter. This story is tagged as dark sad and drama, but the only dark is my suicide rate raising to 76%, the sad is this poor attempt at writing, and the drama is... well... the drama this story is causing.
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R/Woosh
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It’s drama because Windheart had lost her friends
It’s sad and dark because her sister died
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Okay? My OC lost his parents and lived on his own for a year, but my story is tagged drama, sad, or dark.
Or is it
Let me check myself before I wreck myself.
*checks*
Yep. None of those tags. Just adventure.
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Hundreds of Windhearts changelings died
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I couldn’t tell because of how much of a shit show this story is
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I made the police come I’m the end though what’s wrong with that
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That sentence made about as much sense as a drunk dude
So not a lot of sense.
Are you high? Or drunk? That’s the only way I’ll believe you think this is genuinely good
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No teen drinking is illegal and smoki kills you
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Also, how do the police end a war? That doesn’t make sense
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They thought Windheart was bad in the next chapter
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Wouldn’t that cause more war tho?
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Yes and her mean friends abandon her
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Well, in a way, she kinda was...