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Damaged


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Happy April 1st everyone. This is completely silly and out of left field, but I think you can all appreciate how much Dinky's mom has got it goin' on.

Coverart created by, and used with permission of, Ashtoneer.

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There is absolutely nothing you can do to get this damn song out of your head. I have tried all the usual things—listening to the song in question, listening to other songs, pouring bleach in my ears—but nothing helps. You will be stuck with it. The only thing you can do now is vote it up, get it in the feature box, and get it stuck in other people's heads.

Misery loves company, after all.

—Damaged

Short but good! Always love a good story with my favorite background filly!

With a name like that, our poor OC friend will have a most challenging love life.

Nice.

April 1 is tomorrow, but ok

10747604 G'day, mate!

I published it so on the stroke of midnight, April 1st UTC+11, it would be live.

10747604
You're forgetting that other timezones exist. In some places in the world, it is April 1.

10747630
nope. I'm the only person who exists

Dinky can’t you see, you’re just not the mare for me.

10747325
I presume it is April 1st in your time zone?

10747672
I know it might be wong but-
I'm in love with Dinky's mom

(Next verse!)

10747729 Yeah. East coast Australia—in DST.

Bwahahahaha!!!!
Oh. My. Gosh. This was freaking hilarious!!!
Awesome job!! 👏👏👏👏
:rainbowlaugh::twilightsheepish::trollestia:
:derpytongue2:

10747325
For some reason it made me think of 'Jessie's Girl' instead. No I don't know why. No, that's not better.

I can't believe I didn't catch that name sooner. I am so ashamed. :ajsleepy:

10748339
I have both songs in my 'Sing-Alongs' playlist and they pop up frequently even on shuffle. So I sing about other women a lot. :rainbowlaugh:

Just not quite smart enough to prepare some thoughts beforehand to steer into a relationship-enhancing threesome...

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