as Anon stood, proudly holding a heavily dented frying pan in one hand.

Ah the frying pan, the ultimate melee weapon. Can be used as a shield or to bash heads, and those who use it seem to always get out of any sticky situation they are in.

The only thing that's running through my brain right now is the best sound effect ever for the last scene.....

*PONG!*

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And then they make breakfast, or some other meal.

For some reason I can almost hear Anon yelling something like "Fear my mighty pan! FEAR IT!!"

Seriously, it hurts when getting hit by one.

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https://youtu.be/xVuVI90bsow

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I’m fully expecting the next chapter to either jump cut to both of them captured, or for someone else to show up. Good chapter.

YAAASS, now that's some ACTION!

anon frying pan for 2021 yes please !

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No wonder it's such a good weapon in Dead Cells.

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Nice

You know there is something that bar scene is missing, let me see if I can…

There! That is what it was missing, NOW it a proper cantina brawl.

P.S: Why do I have the nagging feeling Luna give him permission just so she could either chew Celestia ear off for keeping and worsening the charade…or take the oportunity to go there and steal a kiss herself thinking 'oh so Tia think she can do whatever she wants? I will show her if she can kiss Anon so can I'

I sense incoming nightmares for some tools when Luna finds out

Very entertaining chapter, though you seem to call him Comet Star 4 times then switch to Golden Star

Honestly, frying pans are highly under rated.

Man, I am seriously hoping the Sisters give this lot a bollocking, once the dust has settled.
Actually, let's go for a Gelding, instead.

I can't wait to see how Celestia and Luna react to their consort who they actually have feelings for after all being attacked by all the noble pricks they rejected

DEMO PAN

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Also wanna see how this will go too. I mean a ROYAL consort and his guard were assaulted by mere Nobles and their goons. That feels like grounds for Lèse-majesté on some level.

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ah sunofabitch. I'll fix it.

Couldn’t help but think of the song Ballroom Blitz by Sweet as the fighting started.

You can definitely tell that Javelin deserves his position in the guard. He did a pretty good job holding off the nobles, and Anon wasn’t too shabby, either. I was fully expecting Luna, as Nightshade, to come in and save them when it was getting a little dicey at the end there, but it looks like they’re doing just fine by themselves. Overall, an entertaining chapter!

Good chapter. Moar.

Woho get them with that frying pan!! Lol

Lmao cant wait to see the results. How the hell do you dent a pan, in any case? Anon strong as hell

Javelin never answered how big pony pp is...

Next chapter:

i wonder how mad Celestia and Luna will be

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Well, there is likely to be less nobles in Canterlot after this incident, that's pretty certain.

Whether from stripping of title and privilege, banishment, or them dancing the hemp fandango... that is yet to be seen.

Get ready to grab a beer and kick some rear, cause it's TIME FOR A BEATDOWN BAR BRAWL!!!

Nice chapter

It's a barroom blitz

Honestly, a conversation on bit size was not something I was expecting to read, but it did make me laugh. The feet to hooves conversion really got me.

Lol.
Bonk someponys
*Bonk bonk* everywhere

"Nobody saves this damsel, except me." He announced, stoically.

How I'm picturing Jav right now:
rebootrevival.com/images/the_quick_and_the_fed7.png

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The most frightening thing every man must eventually face.
i.pinimg.com/originals/2f/b7/1e/2fb71ea20464f086c63925ecf70b2763.png

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And if it rains, you can put it over your head and make it a DRYING pan! :y

Ring ring.... Hello this is Draxgaroth.... I FUCKING CALLED IT :)

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Mr torgue Nice

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followed by "The pan is mightier than the sword !!!"

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Actually, considering that Equestria is more towards the medieval ages in terms of government and politics (I think), marrying for love is a fairly new concept, to the point that actually loving your spouse was considered unusual back then. And having lovers was the norm.

Today’s my birthday

Honestly in bar fights, I just hear 'Manners Maketh Man' now.
Keeps things interesting.

Bar Tankard...
Soda Jerker...
Frying Pan...

Improvised Weapons +10 with Strength Modifier +5

Twilight:

Ah, I was wondering where the brawl scene was with all this going to the bar

Pan-demonium ensues.

Most of de moaning comes after the pan, of course.

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You should be ashamed of yourself. Well done.

You know something I find curious, he keep saying that his limit is two mares but in tecnicality he is dating 4. A pair is a genuily relationship while the other is more of a polical marriage.

I know he is truly only dating 2 but all things consider…he COULD add a 3rd or 4th no problem for how used he is with juggling so many mares

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Yes, but HE doesn't know that. To him, they are completely different beings. Wholly separate entities from the princesses. True though it may be, that their forms were what they originally looked like pre ascension, those forms ceased to be after they ascended, and it's only because of an illusory spell that they are able to take those forms once more.

At least he gets to prove his martial prowess.

And everypony was Kung-Fu Fighting.

The Bar Brawl i was waiting for...sorta...

I'm guessing Celly and Lulu are gonna have a fun time hearing about this within the next hour or so.