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Drop_It_Like_Its_Clop


Don't make the same mistake I made, kids; When the police shout "drop it!", that doesn't refer to your pants.

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This is rather heartwarming, an entity that I wouldn't mind roaming the earth.

Listen. You can't call somepony a 'cognitohazard' just for being right, dude.

Extremely hot and hits my favorite kinks. Your organization has too many ethics though, friggen jerks who won't use dumb fucktoys for what they are and instead tries to 'fix' them back to terrible lives. Lemme simp for Golden pls.

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You may simp for Golden. Foundation agents will be on their way shortly to collect you. It'll be a pleasure working with you, D-3841.

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You don't already know? Good, the amnestics worked...

ESCP-000: the training document. Sun-class. Cognitohazard. Used to initialize training of ESCP Foundation members and set an amnesthitization point point in the event of training failure....

In a slightly different world, she could have been a very lewd superhero. Supersomething, anyway.

Simple but effective. It's a shame not enough research has occurred to try turning it into productivity.

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As long as we have researchers and the will, we shall continue to unlock the secrets of the unknown.

Perhaps she could be an interrogator herself...

It really is too bad they couldn't figure out how to enhance the effect intentionally to create instant bag-of-holding orifices on demand.

Hehe, we recognize nearly all of these AUs...

First off i willingly read this, so when will i be brought to the foundation?

Second i've read a lot of SCP documents in my time and based on your ranks my guess is this:
Sun=Safe
Earth=Euclid
Moon=Keter

I hope i got that right i'd love to interact with the gender-change slime or your ESCP counterpart i'd love to be transformed into a female for the rest of my life and i know it will be painful on a sub atomic level as my genetics get rewritten but it will be worth it in the end.

I eagerly await my invitation to the foundation.

Also one more question are you also affiliated to the FBC (Federal Bureau of Control) or an equivalent of it?

An anti-rebound spiral-prevention entity. Quite nice.

It's too bad so much was lost. Those whips would be very handy at non-lethal pacification.

It's disappointing grunts are prohibited from being created from this.

There is hope that it is self-containing. Sufficient testing methodology is not yet available to determine such.

Heh the storm was a cover up! 😇

All I can say is how do I sign up to this wonderful world of ESCP?

Gotta say this was pretty awesome to read, love the design of Granite. I am curious to know who drew her.

I do hope there are more chapters to come

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Art was done by Kittytitikitty, as it says in the author's note

Aww ESP 002 is so cute! I love how you ended it. This s whole concept is wildly entertaining.

This one was the most terrifying so far very very well done.

So much tasty SCP lore! I love it!

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