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Smakleapp

Funny? Maybe. Introspective? Quite Possibly. Words? Yes.

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Everything is very exciting. Hearts and Hooves Day is coming up, and love is supposedly in the air. What Buckets of fun. Love, betrayal, sadness. Most likely a lot of lying, because Discord. So good luck.
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Incomplete Published: Jan 21st, 2021 Download
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KotaBugVO
KotaBugVO #1 · Jan 21st, 2021 · · · A Magical Atmosphere Or Some Shit ·
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You may want to tag this with ‘Profanity.’

Other than that, it’s decently-paced so far, and almost every line of Discord’s commentary cracks me up like an egg dropping from a two-story building.

KotaBugVO
KotaBugVO #3 · Jan 23rd, 2021 · · · A Conversation That Honestly, Makes Me Angry ·
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Fluttershy truly is a goddess. :raritywink:

And can’t wait to see who Dashie’s pining over along with what Discord’s ideal plan is. :pinkiehappy:

KotaBugVO
KotaBugVO #4 · Jan 25th, 2021 · · · Check the Ryme ·
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Discord: “Welp! I’m a poet and I didn’t even know it!”

Great chapter, too! Wonder what Discord’s implying to happen next..

KotaBugVO
KotaBugVO #5 · Jan 26th, 2021 · · · It's a Gray World ·
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Twilight was in Candy Land, walking around the Sugar Plum Forest. There she saw Celestia, sitting on a candy cane throne. She was eating Shining Armor, who looked candied. So, Twilight walked over there, looking at her sexy mentor. I MEAN a very stupid and silly mentor. Yeah...how do you erase this shit?

..Beautiful.

And thank gosh, cause I really dont feel like writing a freakout scene. Sure, I’m an immortal chaotic god, but...shut up.

That’s a mood. Lol.

Scowler gave an eye roll. That’s not her name, but I thought it was cool. Scowler. You know what? Imma make a new dog called Scowler. But, to be funny, I’ll give him a permenant smile. Actually...no. That would be creepy. It would be called Smile Dog then.

Why do I feel like that’s a reference to something..

"Nod," Maude said.

Twilight was taken back. "Did she just say 'nod'?"

Nod. :trollestia:

Vroom, vroom.
I am turned on.

KotaBugVO
KotaBugVO #6 · Jan 27th, 2021 · · · Everyponies Talking At Me ·
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Twilight then pointed over to a small bed on the ground, filled with a chubby loser.

I’m sorry, I- that last part made me sputter with laughter.

When she held up her rock, Twilight recognized it as the pebble that broke up the fight. It should be Bouncer, not Boulder. She struggled to hide her life at her frankly stupid joke.

Twilight and Maud should make a stand-up club based around terrible jokes.

Anyway, enough about me. I know nopony cares about that, heh.

I do care, mate. Don’t worry. :pinkiesad2:

Also, interesting take on his backstory.

KotaBugVO
KotaBugVO #7 · Jan 29th, 2021 · · · Eggs Bacon Grits SAUSAGE ·
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“It’s fine.” I can't believe this was monotone.

:pinkiesad2: I can’t either.

The waitress finally brought over the eggs, which were humongous and filled with cholesterol. I could eat that cause I’m immortal. Diabetes is the least of my problems. Not so sure about our ponies though. They’re going to get fat, like...uh...I can’t think of anything witty.

“They’re going to be fat like yo momma.” And yes, I’m bringing back those ‘Yo momma’ roasts.
:moustache:

Also, I wonder if Maud’s gonna paint Boulder to look like a rainbow then.. :raritywink:

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