Anon has lived a good life. One full of wonder, friendships — and most of all, porn.
His death was inevitable. He just wished it wouldn’t have been so retarded.
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Been out of the writing game for a little bit. Tell me how I did, my fellow crip walkers.
<3
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THE RETURN OF THE KING!!!!!
I laughed like... alot.
thanks!
yes good.
YES LET'S GOO NEW BURT SHITPOST STORY!!!
Hjell yh muthr trckr
I've stumbled upon this and my lungs are suddenly excessively empty, well met.
Top shelf stuff. Right next to that can of beans I got that's been up there so long it's stuck.
Weak
Woo new shitpost
You lost me at 'Horsepatle
Can't have profanity in the title of a non-Mature story. I just changed the rating, but if you'd rather it be rated T you just need to change the title.
Maybe if you got rid of that old yeeyee-ass haircut...
Honestly same
Obligatory fuck the ATF and DEA
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Better yet, maybe Celestia will call your dog-ass, after she stopped fucking that soldier or baker she fucking wit...
HUMIE
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Even in the midst of your silly stories you manage to hit me with a half-forgotten emotional gut shot and make it sting anew. What a perfectly Applejack line, even as a reference.
Very good work, keep it up lad
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Changed it thanks for the heads up bb
Well shit, sure hope he comes to before AJ burns those magazines.
Burt, if I was a chick I'd have your babies, deadass nigga
"I am the realest muthafuckah!"
No you ain't.
Just listen to Purple Smart, you Green Dumb.
xD
AY MORE BURT CONTENT!
Burt's back mfs!!!! WOOOOO!
Also
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Man, screw the pony's feelings, he needs to stop AJ before she burns all the nudey mags!
As always, your stories are top-of-the-line reads! There's so much quality of memes and humor that makes this simply impeccable! MMM goodness I love this all! I hope ya didn't mind, but I just HAD to make a reading of this story!
Audio Linkyloo!: https://youtu.be/ryEadGBomZ8
(I don't mean to offend anyone with this comment in any way!)
I should have known not to ready anything with an Anon in it....
Her what??
Anyway, amazing story. Absolutely love the humor.
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You don’t cry from your ears? This whole time my parents were lying to me when they said it was natural? Those bastards...
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GTA
the 'heartfelt' goodbyes scene was hilarious
Equally honest, is that really his personality? drift boss
Amazing
Oh sweet Luna! That was the funniest thing I've read in quite a while. I wonder if AJ ever did burn those magazines for Anon....
Lmao
Is that a reference to That Time I got Reincarnated as a Slime or just a more general joke?