Sunset's Perfect Boyfriend.

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Flash doesn’t understand why Sunset wants to break up, so she tells him the truth. She fell in love and is dating someone else. He’s dependable, durable, and he’s a football player. Flash is very confused and a bit insulted, but nobody cares about him. What matters is that Sunset found someone who was leagues better than Flash, and she dumps him for her new boyfriend. Everyone is happy except for Flash.

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Horseus lord of horses

Horseus lord of horses #1 · Jan 15th, 2021 · 6 · ·

“It’s a termite’s dinner platter!” Flash argued loudly as his blood started to burn with rage.

FLASH SENTRY!!! Don't you know that's a sensitive term for Plank's race and lineage!?!?!

Skunktrain

Skunktrain #2 · Jan 15th, 2021 · 5 · ·

Does this count as an Ed, Edd n Eddy crossover?

The Voice in the Water

The Voice in the Water #3 · Jan 15th, 2021 · 7 · ·

What…the ever loving frack… did I just read? And why did I find it so amusing?

Tums Festival

Tums Festival #4 · Jan 15th, 2021 · 13 · 4 ·

Did you write this whole fic just to make the joke that a block of wood is more interesting than Flash Sentry?

Because if so, that's the most commendable fucking thing I've ever seen. May my like help carry this to the featured list.

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Skyblazer9

Skyblazer9 #6 · Jan 15th, 2021 · 7 · 1 ·

Great one shot story, I got a good laugh from Flash's reaction Sunset breaking up with him for Plank. xD

iamgoku

iamgoku #7 · Jan 15th, 2021 · 5 · 2 ·

.........Ok

XD This is so random and cracky, but I love Flash's reaction.

Screw Johnny, Sunset deserves Plank!

DJsmile

DJsmile #8 · Jan 15th, 2021 · 4 · ·

I....I have no words

Darth Arcaneus

Darth Arcaneus #9 · Jan 15th, 2021 · 5 · ·

What does Sunset see in Plank? For one thing, Plank's all wood and all natural! (Nudge nudge! Wink wink!)

Horseus lord of horses

Horseus lord of horses #10 · Jan 15th, 2021 · 6 · ·

“Flash, that’s the problem. I can’t tell you what I want you to do, I’m… I become this control freak if people don’t do exactly as I tell them, because… I just don’t feel like I can trust them. I always feel like I could do the job better alone, without any of them to step on my tail as I work, and I ended up treating you the same way. It’s not a healthy relationship, my boyfriend taught me that.”

Is no one gonna talk about the fact that Plank reformed Sunset Shimmer before the "Equestria Girls" movie happened?

Triple-Rainbow

Triple-Rainbow #11 · Jan 15th, 2021 · 3 · ·

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The Blue EM2

The Blue EM2 #12 · Jan 15th, 2021 · 4 · 1 ·

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May I recommend the Flash Sentry stories written by Godslittleprincess? She writes Flash as a well-rounded, three dimensional character.

Just Defender

Just Defender #13 · Jan 15th, 2021 · 1 · ·

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Way to spoil the plot with a comment...

Darth Arcaneus

Darth Arcaneus #14 · Jan 15th, 2021 · 4 · 1 ·

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I'm pretty sure the only plot that's gonna get spoiled is Sunset's!

TheUndeadEmpire

TheUndeadEmpire #15 · Jan 16th, 2021 · · 1 ·

The real question is how fast could Flash get Sunset locked up in the crazy bin?

Pete100

Pete100 #16 · Jan 18th, 2021 · 1 · 2 ·

Flash wasn’t sure what he was expecting to see her pull out of it, but he certainly wasn’t expecting a wooden plank with a crudely drawn face on it.
“Flash, this is Plank. Plank, this is who I’ve been telling you about,” Sunset introduced, holding up the wooden board next to her so that it was looking at Flash.

At that moment I would have assumed that she was crazy, and that breaking up was for the best.

“It’s not a joke, Flash. This is my new boyfriend, Plank 2x4,” She explained. “He was visiting family here when he decided to move to Canterlot. We met at a Home Depot and we started talking a bit, then we found out that we had a lot in common and… Well, like I said earlier, we just clicked.”

And at that moment, I’m leaving.

“You’re right, Plank, I love you so much. Flash, I really am sorry about all of this. I hope we could still be friends after this,” she said before walking away to the tune of a crowd’s applause as she cradled Plank proudly and lovingly.

I can’t be friends with someone like that, honestly.

“Fucking crazy bitch,” Flash bitterly muttered to himself as he sat back down to finish off his food. He wasn’t prepared for the plank of wood that was suddenly flying through the air to smash him in the face.

I would have broken that board.

Just Defender