Button Mash gets a holiday present. He inspects the holiday present. He proceeds to use the present. Move along, citizen, nothing to see here.

(I'm really bad at descriptions today. Maybe later.)

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Breezie entry
Technical info: the story arguably has a considerably softer rating than Fallout: Equestria itself and should be friendly for a wider audience.
As everything else FoE, it is not endorsed by Kkat and is not automatically considered canon for FoE in any way. Thanks for creating this universe, buddy.
Any resemblance between pony preachers in this fiction and real pony preachers is entirely intentional. No conscious ghouls were harmed in the making.

If you're looking for the source of the cover, search "God of War: B is for Boy: An Illustrated Storybook". From what I've heard and seen, it's a good read.