Steve creates the Equestrian equivalent of Pepper for a local establishment.
Things quickly get out of hand after that.
Just don't forget the golden rule and you'll be fine:
Never use Pepper without Salt unless skilled.
A complete shitpost.
You have been warned
I also wrote this in like 2 hours and I will never get those 2 hours of my life back now
This story is 4 parallel universes ahead of me and I don't like it.
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gimme a sec making this the theme music for this story
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I approve.
A little funny, but kinda "Meh" as far as shitposting goes, as there doesn't seem to be an actual punchline.
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twas never meant to be a good shitpost XD
She changed her name to Pepper mid-sentence?
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xd
that was... interesting.
I love stupid shit like this.
"uh... no your honour, i did not sell that stallion some pepper.
whatya mean i got his kids hooked on it? hes just a bad influence on his kids.
yes yes, i swear on your helmet of honesty or whatever." anon steve said two weeks later at his court hearing.