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Miller Minus


Cherish the thought.

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War is brewing in the northern reaches of Equestria.

Well, not really. Or at least, let’s hope not. Hearth’s Warming Eve is only a week away, and a war would really murder everypony’s holiday spirit.

Fortunately for Equestria, Princess Celestia has a plan to stop the war before it even gets started, just in time to save the holidays. Unfortunately for Princess Luna, her sister's absence means she has to dress up in a red suit, head over to the local mall, and listen to the children of Canterlot prattle on about their asinine wish-lists.

She'd rather be going to war.


Happy Jinglemas, Level Dasher!

Pre-reading thanks to Semillon, who is sensational, and Mousse, who is marvelous, and also provided the dope-as-hell cover art. Look at it. Looklooklook.

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Comments ( 13 )

Oh, that was amazing. Perfect blend of everything that makes a story with both the [Comedy] and [SoL] tags really work. Loved Luna's sarcasm, and that whole Santa scene was just so accurate (and of course, the cameo of everyone's favorite wannabe dictator was rather appropriate). :rainbowlaugh:

And the heartwarming bit at the end really sealed the deal. Loved it. :heart:

Thank you so much! And Merry Jinglemas! :twilightsmile:

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So happy you enjoyed it :heart:

That was just wonderful, and I loved every last part of it.

“I want a pony.”

I'm dead. :rainbowlaugh:

Oh, boy....

Did you ever hit the right notes...!!

"P.S. I’m keeping the hat."

:pinkiehappy:

Luna looks nothing like her sister, aside from being a female alicorn. I know ponies are stupid, but how will the foals be fooled?

I suspect that a lot of little brats are going to be seeing Krampus in their nightmares.

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All ponies are color-blind, and Luna is really tall and has magical sparkly hair.

That was a good story.

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This is a good comment

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Thanks for the read and review, ghost friendo!

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