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Tag, you’re it,” he said and bolted out of the room

As a father to a adolescent daughter, I consider this behaviour completly and ütterly healthy. For my psicological and mental health, at least. Yes, I will use this strategy. Right after burying the last boyfriend-to-be corpse.

I almost wonder if you've had an experience like this. It almost seems too real...

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I think it'll add to my air of mystique if I don't answer that, actually. But I'll take it as a compliment.:rainbowlaugh:

Okay, that was hilarious fun...although I'm not entirely sure how to feel about the revelation of who it was at the end.
Nothing about the age or species difference. I'm just a little uncomfortable about the idea of that sort of relationship developing with someone who probably changed her diaper at some point.

As weird as a concept like this is, this was actually a lot cuter then I expected it to be. Really well done.

Also, Flurry’s mystery BJ guy is Spike

Mom, how do you give a proper blowjob?

Most moms: *spit-take*
Cadance: "That's my girl!"

Blushing furiously, Flurry Heart gradually revealed more and more details about size and shape.
“Oh, I know this one,” Cadence suddenly said. “Guess I don’t have to bring in the Secret Service to get a name.”

Well, Pinkie Pie has files about the party preferences of everypone, so it isn't such a stretch to assume Cadance has something similar for her field of work...

Flurry rolled her eyes. “Why is it always a banana? That’s so cliché. Wouldn’t, I dunno, a soy sausage be more realistic? You know, consistency-wise?”

Cadance: "It's a long story. But if you really want to know:"

Please make sequel with Cadance teaching spike how to eat pussy

I thought cadance and her daughter was going to kiss there for a moment

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Na dude, that would be incest... and that’s totally unacceptable. *says in sarcasm*

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Sorry about that

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Na I kid, that would have been super awesome if they kissed :P

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If you want make another story about Candace and her daughter where they kiss

That trolling :rainbowlaugh:

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