Twilight and Luna enjoy a pleasant afternoon until Twilight brings up her love life, prompting Luna to realize what she's been missing out on since her return.
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That should go for all alicorns. They're goddesses, in all but the literal sense of the word, and two of them control the sun and moon. Why should they care what other nations think?
Is it nice? No. But nice only gets you so far...
I'm over thinking this, aren't I? Great story either way.
I like it, but it is definitely T rated. Lol. Can you fix that real quick?
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Why? It has no violence, noncon referances, sexual referances, naughty words, etc. The most it referances is butts and the fact that Harems exist.
Pretty funny little story. Also, probably an accurate outcome of this scenario after a certain point in the seasons where people are more accepting and less fearful of Luna.
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"sexual referances" Harems are the main topic and "dancing between the sheets" is mentioned, etc. So, I think there is a strong case for it being T rated if only due to the main topic and context of the story.
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I mean its close, but have you seen what they get away with in kids cartoons these days? Veiled referances to sex is nothing and they still get E ratings.
Still, I suppose its close enough to earn a T.
Hilarious story. Both responded like I would in that situation, except I would have cussed out or insulted every pony before leaving for the castle.
What would happen once Celestia learns about it?
I believe she would either try to beat some sense into Luna, or try to outperform her by making an bigger harem of her own.
Jesus, some people will do any
thingone for money.That's one way to always be able to get a good cup of tea.
It’s your own fault for having hope Twi.
This.....This right here is grade A gold. Never before have I heard a more Luna sentence than
Luna nodded. “I am always serious. Some say it is a bit of a character flaw of mine.”
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What did you think the guards were for?
Never let Rarity hear you say that, Twi', or she'll insist on proving you wrong
One might say that Fine Grind was thinking with his other head...
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Hey! You try finding a job with decent pay and a good comprehensive dental plan.
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On the contrary, tell that to Rarity, and point her at Luna.
Why all the downvotes? This was a good little one shot
Alright, this was cute. As far as short one-shots go, this was fun.
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You may have a point there.
Consider how many Royal Guards in Celestias colors we have seen, and how many in Lunas colors (only those pulling her chariot once...).
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You get money.
You get a comprehensive dental plan.
You get a to live in Canterlot Castle.
You get laid by Luna.
And all of that with the same job. Doesn't sound that bad.
But I guess it might be callenging to fully satisfy the Princess of the Night every night...
Fixed.
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Probably the exactly what they thought right before the Storm King's forces rolled up.
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No idea. Noone's commented anything negative either so... *shrugs*
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Now this is what I'm talking about! Nothin' like a lil' princessy talk that goes into funny mode very quick! Just like your last story, this one is just flat out entertaining as hell! I hope you didn't mind, but I just had to make a reading of this one too!
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(I don't mean to offend anyone with this comment in any way!)
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forgot to upvote when I first read this. (fixed now) it was late, they were probably like me and couldn't tell up from down
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Hey thats wonderful. Make sure to let me know what you thought of Morningbreaker. I wrote all three in the same day and am rather proud how they all turned out.
I could see a certain dangerously pink princess of love having VERY strong words with Luna on that note, actually.
...and they say that waiter is still singing to this day.
and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they...
....and he now gets paid to do it.
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That's why she's creating a harem. She knows they'll need to swap out a few times before she's satisfied for the night.
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i can image several scenarios where this get out of hand
twilight reads the morning paper next day :
PRINCESS LUNA CLAIM ENTIRE STALLION POPULATION OF MANEHATTAN FOR HAREM
or luna buy cake
Luna: "this is a good cake"
Carrot Cake : "thanks princess i made it myself"
Luna "your in the harem congratulation"
Carrot Cake: o0o
Chiffon Swirl): "what you cant just steal my husband"
Luna: hmm a valid point my subject your in the harem as well problem solved hurrah
Chiffon Swirl: o0o
"I can't believe Luna thinks she can just start up a harem," huffed Twilight Sparkle into her bedroom mirror.
"Quite right, Darling," called out Rarity from where she was smoothing the sheets on the bed. "I suppose she did not even do any research, or allocate her time between mates to avoid conflicts."
"Exactly! She just grabbed a couple of stallions from the coffee shop and sent them to her castle. It's like..." Twilight frowned at her reflection in the mirror, and the sight of Rarity getting the bed ready for the evening. "Rarity, how long have you been spending your evenings here with me?"
"Oh, I'm not quite exactly sure, Darling." Rarity pursed her lips in a thoughtful pose. "I suppose I could ask Fluttershy tomorrow, since it is her turn."
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This, this I like.
You're not a lady! You're nothing but a sister!
There needs to be more of this; at least, to see Celestia’s reaction to Luna forming a new harem.
Romance is dead and Luna killed it!
+1
Too good!
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She is probably going to be embarrassed and jealous at the same time
Um, hate to break it to you Twi, but romance is something you make. If you don't feel like it, you're welcome to skip it entirely. I assume Equestria has seen its (fair?) share of love-less marriages for political (or magical?) power?
Love a good laugh before bed!
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I'm glad I could provide that for you.
… was Fine Grind about to pull a Shrek? I laughed.
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eeyup