My Roommate is a pony?

by Meh121

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"Well fuck me this is some fucking bullshit!" I shouted kicking a tree.

"What is wrong with you?" Shadow asked looking up at me.

"All of this, it's fucking bullshit! I should be relaxing in my room or studying, or going to a party or something normal. Instead I'm killing a bunch of fucking mystical creatures sent from who the fuck know's where. Dating a fucking a fucking pony, I mean come on this has got to be a dream or some really fucking funny joke." I looked up to the sky before laughing. "Oh hahahaha very fucking funny I know there is someone up there laughing at this. It's all fun and games for you ain't it."

"Who the hell are you talking to?"

"I don't even know, look I just needed to vent, I'm tired and I just had to get some of this shit off my chest."

"You are one crazy motherbucker."

"Oh please I'm fine I totally din't like having a half normal life or anything. This is so what I wrote down in my fucking dream journal."

"You have a dream journal...dude just.."

"It was a joke do you not know sarcasm? I mean jeez fucking a do you know how long it's been since I've sworn this much. All this talk of supporting the light and being self righteous, having crazy virtues and shit fuck that. I'm getting sick of playing a fucking paladin, I'm rerolling to a hunter or a mage or some shit."

"Rerolling?"

"Dude it's simple I'm probably just having a dream and I'm stuck in a different version of wow or something crazy."

'He's bucking lost it.' Shadow slowly walked over before slapping me across the face and handing me a snickers. "Here eat this."

"Why?"

"Because you're, not you when you're hungry." I shrugged before taking a bite, I looked up at Shadow before chewing. "Better?"

"Better."

"Well are you ready to head off to Canterlot." Flame Tail asked floating above us. I looked up at him before sighing.

"Aye Sir...."

"Hey that's my line, would you all stop taking it! Come up with your own lines!"

"Anyway let's head out, if this rumor of yours is true than things are going to go down." Shadow said.

"Quit ignoring me you guys!" Flame Tail shouted his flames glowing even brighter.

"Care to give me a lift?" I asked Flame Tail giving him a grin.

"Aye sir!"

'Well that was easy.' I thought.

"Staples that..."

"Oh hell no magical sky voice for staples and snickers commercials, we've all ready had more than enough product placement for one chapter."

"Fine....but can I finish the line?"

"No!" We all shouted.

"Well fine."

"This trip is going to take forever." Death Jr. sighed looking at Death.

"Oh please you almost died twice, besides you're not the one stuck on guard duty." Death sighed eating a crayon.

"Are...are you eating a crayon?" The nurse asked confused.

"Yeah so what!" Death shouted offended.

"Well uhh I uhh you know I think I'll be going for a bit, if you need anything don't be afraid to ring us." The nurse blushed before leaving.

"Why do I get stuck on all the boring missions no fair, oooo a purple one." Death said before taking a bite.

Mid forth wall break. It's lesson time kids.

"My name is Death Jr. and I'm sure some of you are wondering why he is eating crayons. Well it's simple he goes a little wonky after being in the mortal plane for so long. Why he becomes the immature one and points is beyond me. You might also be wondering why I'm just fine and it's because I don't eat crayons!" Death Jr. sighed before rolling his eyes. "Okay maybe I do for some reason to us reapers they taste good, so leave us alone.

Author's Note:

So I figured I'd show you what Death was up to and well how to snap properly. I mean after a while some people just go crazy from well crazy changes. So yeah the end.