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The magical psychic socialist


Pinkie Pie, Ponyville's Party Prodigy.

Before Twilight, Pinkie came to Ponyville and changed the lives of all the residents, hopefully for the better.

What, exactly, did happen during those arduous first days?

Leaving the farm with no plans, no money and, worst of all, no baked goods, how does Pinky 'settle' into her new life of love, laughter and the eternal search for the perfect pastry?

Chapters (6)
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Comments ( 100 )

Silly Rarity.
What are you like? :raritywink:

"Sweetie, I'm tryin' to decide whether to laugh or to break your neck here, humour me fer a moment."
This amuses me so much.

Oh! Hi there?

Like the chapter so far? Good! Chapter 2 should be ready today! It's almost as long, and I hope just as good (If not better) as this one was so far, so the wait shouldn't be long depending on feedback!

[Insert witty comment about how entertaining this story has been so far here.]


[Insert witty comment about how I concur with your witty comment here]

Classic Pinkie entrance. Book me for the rest of this. :pinkiehappy:


[Insert witty comment purely to continue the chain, although I agree with both of you]


Insert witty rebuttal, vague insult of my readers, then a loving embrace of said readers in a hasty apology.

This is many of the examples of why I LOVE ZE PINKIE :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

Any person who reads this will appreciate Pinkie more than they already do. I hope that it will get featured so more people can see it. You have my favorite I can't wait to see the rest of this story
Ciao darling :raritywink:

There is nothing more that I can say about how good this story is that isn't already in the comments so I'll just add this

I think that this proves, BEYOND a shadow of a doubt that
:pinkiehappy:= best pony!

F-f-filly Pinkie...

Dammit dude, I'm trying to diet here.

Aww! This story is adorable (-^u^-) I've already read the two chapters you have up and I love it,the characters are all spot on but with a little extra bit of sweet cuteness:pinkiesmile: :heart:


Insert comment about loving your fics and then eating the love. :pinkiecrazy:

Wonderful so far, Pinkie and Rarity were perfect. Looking forward to seeing Pinkie meet AJ.

Liked! Favorited! Email updates! And watching! :pinkiehappy:

"That must be it!" Pinkie cried from the cart's crows nest, which I assure you it has had all along, it just wasn't important until now.

Makes perfect sense! :pinkiehappy:

I think you're the first author to say that AJ's hat is NOT her father's hat.

Check yo inbox. Great chapter though and she finally met the Cakes :rainbowlaugh:

Keep it up!!! :flutterrage:

Yes, more shenanigans by the pink one :pinkiehappy: I love it.

Man its hard to write a comment, when your sides hurt from all the enjoyment and laughter I revieced from reading all the chapters of this story. So I'll make this brief, very funny and please keep writting this story. Now I'm going to see the docter about my sides.

Great chapter!

Man, the Cake's lives will really never be the same.

"No, it wasn't!" Cup Cake jumped to her hooves."She's a pirate! She's here for our bits, and our stallions- She'll do unspeakable things to you!"

Carrot's eyes widened in horror. "No! Only my wife is allowed to do unspeakable things to me against my will!"

Congratulations. That is the highlight of my day, and it's still morning for me. I don't see anything topping that for a while.

Please come at midday
Surprise Party at the park
Enjoy the haiku

Best. Haiku. Ever.

I'm not normally one to claim Pinkie as best pony, but in this fic she is really giving me a run for my money.

Pinkie Pie is Best pony. This Confirms it.

Good chapter, and I tried to fix the YouTube video link, but FimFic's broken...


Temporary fix in place, unfortunately

Many years later Pinkie Pie would be named a bacchant, a patron saint of Dionysus, God of Wine and Partying, for her services to the cause.

I may have to borrow and expand on that idea for something I'm working on....


I'm just disappointed that one of my stories pulled in 1,000 faves and this pulled in 50 so far...

Anything you can do to spread this around would be direly appreciated.


Yeah this is feature box worthy. Just need some advertising I'll send off an email to someponies I know.

This is glorious. Spread the word. We must send this to the feature box.

Castle of Feet.
Weird name.


200,000 bits of wine doesn't sound like something Pinkie would have permission or good reason to take. Did she just steal all her family's stuff?


Have you read chapter 4 yet? It should explain it.

pinkey is best ninja! maybe not best pony but best ninja!

Um. I think it might need to move to Teen rating, what with the mentions of safewords and all. Guessing a ten year old would be confused and annoyed.

Late at night, reading this on my phone.
You sir, made me giggle.
I don't know if it's the lack of sleep but this seemed a lot better than the ones before, or maybe I'm in the right mind set but you have more humor in your chapters than most of us here.
It's light, it fits with the show and it's funny.
And now I sleep.

Math: It makes lesbians have sex.

I wub your story.
:pinkiesmile: Pinkie Promise.

PS- You deserve much more views...

I don't laugh out loud very often, even when I find something funny, but what you did here was just too brilliant for me to control myself! This is great! I especially loved Pinkie's antics at the beginning of this chapter.

Pinkie's rather awesome in this story :rainbowkiss:
How old is she, though? Teenage? Same age as in the show? Since you seemed to be implying that she just left her family, I'm a bit confused bout the age thing :twilightblush:

I'm choosing to believe the song in the middle there is this instead, because it was the first thing that popped into my head when you started to allude to an electronic/orchestral fusion track:

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