Consequences of our actions are often unforeseen. Some are harmless, some are fatal. Some are temporary, some are permanent. And then we have these.
When Rarity decides to perform a little wizardry, it should come as no surprise that things do not go as planned. One thing leads to another, and Rainbow Dash ends up with a stallion that looks, acts, and thinks like her to deal with. Will hilarity ensue? Will relationships form? Will Twilight just clone everypony else and get it over with? All very good questions. Some might even get answered. Tune in to Graphs to find out!
I believe gender-bent characters belong to that Trotsworth fellow. Cover brought to you by roselladoll1. She seemed to express consent for its use. Heartfelt thanks and whatnot to those two.
Graphs... In the mathematical or business sense?
Or is this like a skin graph, where a part of you is cut to cover a piece of dead skin?
1590771 you mean a Skin Graft?
Not bad...
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I just love these kinds of stories!
Congratulations it doesn't suck.
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Ah, thank you. I thought I had it wrong. Though it would have made for interesting title/word play.
1590954 If it was an intentional word play I would beat myself up for becoming either an emerging grammar nazi or just somebody whos allergic to puns.
please sir, may i have some...more?
PARADOXES INBOUND. FUCK YEAH. Am I (The Doctor) going to be in this?
ALONZY ALONSO!!!
And....? Where's the rest of it?
Oh my goodness, a double rainbow!
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WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!
Finally! A proper Rainbow Blitz X Rainbow Dash fan fic! You have just earned a watch, like and a favorite.
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I feel as though some more clarification is needed with regards to the title. I share a computer and I have not shared my brony status with others. So, I saved the word document in which this was originally written as "Graphs". I even put a little graph on the first page just in case someone opened it. It is a tale of paranoia that I am not proud of, but I came to like the name.
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That is a clever name, I would never open that if I read that title.
Now that I think about it, a nice colorful comparison between two things making one whole would be a good name for two rainbow pegasi.
Carry on good author.
Just curious, how often will you update the story?
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The next part should be out soon. Within a week, maybe. I just need to polish it off and whatnot. Unfortunately, having a research paper to do is making writing fanfiction a bit difficult. I'll do my best to get it out as soon as possible. If it's any consolation, the next chapter is about twice as long.
1605717 Thanks!
Eeyup. TOTALLY not cuddling. Just.... you know.... chillin'.
Also, Ostriches? Why not Kiwis?
This. Is. MAGNIFICENT!!! :D
Honestly... I just want them to bang (OFF-SCREEN FOR SOLARIS SAKE!!!) and try to hide it or go around telling everypony or singing "I just had sex!"
And I'm an Ostrich now... Ostrich's are cool...
ANDIAMO!!!
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If my previous pic is not there, here's the link :
1635176 yeah... sometimes i think that the site hates me!!!
1635623 It was funny, you made Pinkie happy
in a dash 
Only thing I'll say is this. You're commonly using bracketed comments in the middle of the text, and it tends to break the flow of the story. It got a little annoying after a while.
1649075 Yeah, I was afraid of that. I'll be sure to tone that down in the future. Thanks for the input!
Yay new chapter
I have only one mild complaint: Exeunt is plural. Unless Twi had cloned herself, that line should read "Exit Twilight Sparkle."
The tone, however, is perfect, and even the fourth-wall author intrusions are funny.
My Little Stockbroker: Economics is Magic.
Aw, I really liked the reconciliation with Gilda. As for Dash and Blitz - its weird shipping them, because they're like the same pony, but you make me want to because they're so darn adorkable together. I've actually laughed at quite a few of your little author jokes, so continuing them is fine by me. Anywho, quite enjoying this so far - I'm not great at criticism, but nothing jumped out at me feeling glaringly off or anything. Hope to see more of this whenever you have time
I call butterscotch is next!
...more plz?
Don't worry batran, it's all more or less planned out.
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Well that was awkward at the end there, making out with somepony and not even noticing, Lol.
yay your not dead! JK, but in all seriousness, good to see you back. Now time to shamelessly advertise this story to my fans.
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That's not creepy, right? Right?
Oh Celestia, the amount of awkwardness and cute mane smelling is too much! I think I almost died at some point.
I can't wait for Twilight to clone them all! Though I probably won't survive.
Or, they could have just started a campfire...
1875687 I'm gonna let you figure out why that doesn't work on a cloud.
Or maybe I didn't specify where they were...
Welp, I guess I'm revising.
Edit: Added a little specification. That actually was a loose end. Thanks for noticing!
That was awkward at the end
and funny
I always imagine Rainbow Blitz as sounding like Scout from Team Fortress.
Couldn't Twilight have just shown Rarity a spell that could change an object's chemical make up? I mean, a unicorn as powerful as Twilight should have no problem taking a common crystal, such as sugar or table salt, and turning it into a different crystal, like diamond or emerald.
1878224 That would require very tiny crystals. The price of crystals went way up what with that whole crystal empire and Sombra thing. Really, it's easier to just disappoint a friend than to take out another mortgage on your magical treehouse.
Yeah. That makes sense.
YAY you took my advice!!! >:D
Now to try and explain to the mane six or try desperately and fail deliberately at acting like nothing happened...
ALONS-Y!!!
Some corrections:
Sweetiebell should be Sweetie Belle.
You mention Twilight is able to resist Rarity "because of her lack of an X chromosome." Males have XY, females have XX.
Other than that your writing is pretty good. Nice work.