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Calex Winteridge


"Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good." Romans 12:21

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Twilight browses the IFunny app on Anon's phone while he goes and uses the bathroom. Needless to say she gets more than she bargained for.

Edited by Director Waffles

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It begins

Better be a Sab reference at some point

You. Do not under any circumstances mention "The Forbidden App by name" part of the ship part of the crew

10500168
I dare you to feature this. You don't have the balls. My sins are unforgivable but you can't bring me to justice before the Feature Council. I'm untouchable here!

10500171
You think I wont? You say I do not have the balls, the sins of my past already creep apon my back, I have no shame, I will present your sins to the council of the Forbidden app, as is my duty

10500171
YOURS SINS ARE KNOWN, THE COUNCIL WILL DECIDE YOUR FATE PART OF THE SHIP PART OF THE CREW

https://ifunny.co/fun/ErMhevT58?s=cl

10500203
YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME. YOU FOOL. I HAVE OVER 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS.

10500207
Your numbers are rookie and your boasts fall flat, you will pay for your crimes against Featured and her people, you will serve your sentence

10500209
You attempts are commendable, but your execution is flawed. The feauture team only features PORN. THEY FEATURE PORN.

IT'S IHORNY NOT IFUNNY!!!

YOU ARE DOOMED.

Oh, no.
After that dumbass got arrested for trying to kill Joe Biden, we already have enough attention on the verboten app.

Oh well, part of the shit, part of the poo.

10500220
Imagine shitposting in jail. What a fucking rad lad.

The highest Honor on iFunny is not getting featured. It's getting arrested or shot by the FBI.

10500223
I mean, you're not wrong. I just wish every other word didn't get nooned out.

10500227
At this point I just use noon as an insult

10500231
Oh well. Since the ice is broken, I think it won't hurt to throw out that I follow that Catholic convert who lifts weights with his nuts.

10500259
I'm going to assume we're talking about the same guy because of me not being able to find that username.

10500266
Also, dm me your username, coward.

10500268
You dare? That information shall NEVER be revealed! I am an enigma!!

10500270
I won't reveal it, though I'm sure you could easily find me.

Part if the Shit, part of the poo.

Twilight has entered a dark place

I have literally never browsed iFunny until after reading, but if it's anything similar to the subreddits /r/dankmemes or /r/memes, then I think I agree; Equestria is doomed. I like this so far.

Not only did you break the only rule, you made it into a story, and made anon into a Reddit kid, and where’s the racism and sexism? Feature creatures man.

10500219
I'll just tell them its MLP pornz they already think you jerk it to pony noon

Until now I've lurked around Fimfiction without saying much of anything, but somehow the stars aligned for me when I saw this on my front page and I knew I had to check it out.


I will admit that this is the first story involving Anon that I have read. I have before this kinda just dodged the whole 'human in Equestria' thing with the fics I check out here and there, but somehow the way you do it just feels good to read, even when Twilight doesn't really get Anon and his non-punctual...ness. Shrugs

It’s not like she hadn’t tried to help him already, because she did, many times, with varying degrees of success but, overall he was dodging her attempts left and right, all while he had his eyes glued to that phone of his. That damn phone. All he does is charge his phone and lay in his bed for the greater part of every day while he, quote, “browses dank memes.”

Welp, don't we all? Though my first guess is that very soon, Twilight will personally find out what the deal is with those glowy brick things the hard way...

10500449
You obviously didn't understand the term crime statistics then huh.

You broke the rule dingus.

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