Silly Songs With Pinkie

by 23 KM To Nerdiness

Art of the Troll

Author's Note:

Song parodied:
Art of the Dress by Tabitha St. Germain aka Rarity.

Thread by thread,
Whining ‘bout the typo
Yahoove’s next.
Trolling in the answers page by page
Making sure the asker gets angry.
And the other people fill with rage
Always peeving off the Xbox users.
Making sure the furries feel like losers
I’m acting like a troll.

Chan by chan
Peeving off the admins.
On a roll
Don’t you know not to talk to a troll?
Pretend to be a Bieber fan’s desire
Make those O-mare-gle users retire.
Think I’ll mock that idiot guy’s fails
Then laugh at him when he wails.
It’s HoofTube’s new troll.

Rick Rolling’s easy
Everyone clicks the link.
Other people never tease me
But I bother them.

"Do you think this joke’s cheesy?"

Something rude
Perhaps quite risqué.
Now a lie
All these people scream “Please die!”
Making sure it fits for Yahoo’s board.
Don’t think that I’ll ever get bored
And although it makes them go berserk.
I don’t care if I look like a jerk
I’m being a rude troll.

Post by post, ban by ban
Furs, noobs, fans, and Mormons
Thread by thread, on a roll
Nerd by nerd, then Rick Roll
And that’s the art of the troll!

Site by site, bothering the mods now
Hurt foals, don’t you know the troll’s all like to fight?
Even if your next comeback is perfect
You’re gonna be arguing all night
Thinking ‘bout the next forum to bother
Time to give a flame war a good light
I’m spamming all my friends!

Hour by hour, one more noob
I’m angering the ponies on HoofTube.
Chris-Chan is going to lose his mind
Whinnipedia has banned me one more time.
HorseChan’s now making guys go blind
You won’t believe what your email will find.

Trolling is easy, everyone’s a dope
Going to a brand new web site.
Have to flame all the threads, still up around nighttime.

All they ever want is some good manners
All I really want is a good show.
Gotta balance humor with tastelessness
Talkin’ ‘bout things that are not my business.
And if you never think “Oh, buck it!”
I’ll keep going ‘til you kick the bucket!
Gotta anger this generation
Remember, it’s all in the presentation!

Post by post, site by site
Nerds, furs, noobs, up all night.
Meme by meme, more Rick Roll
Chan by chan, won’t get old
And that’s the art of the troll!
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Comments

[23 KM To Nerdiness]

10496180
Sorry, I don't do anime songs

[Thenewbluebrony]

10496187
ok