Silly Songs With Pinkie

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Gummin' 'Round the Mountain

Author's Note:

Song parodied: Comin' Round the Mountain.

She'll be gummin' 'round the mountain with her gums
She'll be gummin' 'round the mountain with her gums
Just a little toothless granny,
But her chewin' is uncanny,
She'll be gummin' 'round the mountain with her gums

She cuds better than the horses eatin' oats
Munchin' meals with all the courses, never bloats
Can't afford a false teeth chopper,
But, that ain't a' gonna stop her,
She cuds better than the horses eatin' oats

She's an old tough apple eater with her gums
She's an old tough apple eater with her gums
She drives her whole fam'ly all nuts
She can even crack black walnuts,
Just keeps gummin' 'round the mountain with her gums

Harder than a stone her old jawbone's become
Even stronger than that new Titanium
She can gobble up tough turkey
Even pulverize hay jerky,
She keeps gummin' 'round the mountain with her gums

Never has no indigestion, needs no Tums
Puckered up around the mouth like ole dry plums
Even chaws home grown tobacc'er
Spats on rats who would attack her,
Just keeps gummin' 'round the mountain with her gums

Once, they held a chewin' contest where she's from
Won it, and made other chewers look real dumb
She devoured fifty carrot dogs
Like a buzz saw sawin' logs
And she never even missed one little crumb

Goes on gummin' 'round the mountain with her gums
Always gummin' 'round the mountain with her gums
Now, you've heard of her adventures,
You know she don't need no dentures,
She'll be gummin' 'round the mountain with her gums

Just a' gummin' 'round the mountain with her gums.

Comments

[Heartland Picker]

Made me think of this.

[Crimson Eclipse77]

This one is funny!