Silly Songs With Pinkie

by 23 KM To Nerdiness

Sneeze and Cough

Author's Note:

Song parodied: Shake it Off by Taylor Swift.

Just looked at the date, there's no more time to wait
Spring is nearly here, mmm hmm, the worst time of year, mmm hmm
Wish I could hibernate, 'cause my allergies await
When spring is fully sprung, mmm hmm, nothing can be done, mmm hmm.

I know it’s soon when, flowers start their bloomin’
Pollen count is zoomin’ soon will find me and keep me up all night.

'Cause the pollen from the trees, trees, trees, trees, trees
Will be blowin’ in the breeze, breeze, breeze, breeze, breeze
And it’s gonna make me sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze
Sneeze and cough, Sneeze and cough
Carried by the bees, bees, bees, bees, bees
To my sinus cavities, -ties , -ties , -ties , -ties
And it’s gonna make me sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze
Sneeze and cough, Sneeze and cough.

My eyes are turning red, just wanna be in bed.
Before I start to wheeze, my inhaler, if you please?
Chest is feelin’ tight, head is feelin’ light
Running at the nose mmm mmm, wipe it all over my clothes mmm mmm.

I’ve got this fever, I need a pain reliever
Before I take this cleaver, to my nose, maybe even to my whole face.

'Cause the pollen from the trees, trees, trees, trees, trees
Will be blowin’ in the breeze, breeze, breeze, breeze, breeze
And it’s gonna make me sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze
Sneeze and cough, Sneeze and cough
Carried by the bees, bees, bees, bees, bees
To my sinus cavities, -ties , -ties , -ties , -ties
And it’s gonna make me sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze
Sneeze and cough, Sneeze and cough.

Ah, Achoo! Sneeze and cough, Sneeze and cough.
Ah, Achoo! Sneeze and cough, Sneeze and cough.
Ah, Achoo! Sneeze and cough, Sneeze and cough.
Ah, Achoo! Sneeze and cough, Sneeze and cough.

Hey, Hey, Hey
Just remember while you’re out there getting exposed to all the germs in this dirty, dirty world
That the mare you love has been sick all week.

All day long comin’ out of both ends
Thinkin’ “Oh Dear Celestia!", feels like I’m going to freeze
Tell the ponies in at work: didn’t want to be a jerk
Getting mucus everywhere when I’m so diseased, yeah.

'Cause the pollen from the trees, trees, trees, trees, trees
Will be blowin’ in the breeze, breeze, breeze, breeze, breeze
And it’s gonna make me sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze
Sneeze and cough, Sneeze and cough
Carried by the bees, bees, bees, bees, bees
To my sinus cavities, -ties , -ties , -ties , -ties
And it’s gonna make me sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze
Sneeze and cough, Sneeze and cough.

Ah, Achoo! Sneeze and cough, Sneeze and cough.
Ah, Achoo! Sneeze and cough, Sneeze and cough.
Ah, Achoo! Sneeze and cough, Sneeze and cough.
Ah, Achoo! Sneeze and cough, Sneeze and cough.

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Comments

[The_Chill_Author]

No, no don't sneeze or cough! It's bad for you!

[Waiting on my 20s]

I wonder if anyone knows this originates from a Christian TV show about vegetables.

[A random pony oc]

10548399
When you watched 'Veggie Tales':